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Krisa Alcoriza Oct 2013
I'm here in my mom's office
Bored within every crevice.
I turn on my lappy,
before I take a *****.

I open up my Chrome,
and I feel so at home,
excited to finally go
to the sites that will surely make me a hobo.

Tumblr
Twitter
and ask.fm
.

Ask.fm
I try to enter.
But you know what I see?
FREAKIN WEB FILTER.

I try to go on Twitter,
giddy as I enter.
But do you know what I see?
FREAKIN WEB FILTER.

So now I'm left with Tumblr,
the site is such a wonder,
Because I go wherever,
But there's never WEB FILTER.

And now I cry,
with tears of blood gone dry.
I cry
I cry.

I wanna go on ask,
coz to torment people there is my task.
But now I can't.
So I cry I cry I cry.

I wanna tweet,
and make people smell my feet.
To share with my followers my despair,
But WTH I'll just sit on my chair.

So now I'm left with Tumblr
and okay fine Hello Poetry.
And I dunno what to do with my life.
So I cry I cry I cry.
I AM SO BORED SOMEONE SAVE ME
Krisa Alcoriza Oct 2013
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I **** at writing poems
But I shall make one for you

Roses are flowers
Violets are cool
I can't help but wonder
Why you look like a fool

Roses are blue
Violets are red
No I don't loaf you
HAHAHA you look like Jed

Roses smell good
Violets are food
Sophia is a poopie head
Potato.
happy birthday i hate you
Krisa Alcoriza Oct 2013
YAY
Yay
My poem trended today

Yay
I'm so happy I D K what to say

Except maybe
Y A Y

So there
YAY
Krisa Alcoriza Oct 2013
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Everyone's making hello poetry
So I made one too because poopy

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I see a sign that says "Explicit?"
And now I'm thinking if I should click it

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think roses can be pink too
And violets aren't blue how stu

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is my first poem here
Potato.

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