Calf augmentation => silicon implantation
Endoscopy, otoplasty, baby
Mentoplasty, rhinoplasty, scalpel
Juvederm at 4, Starbucks pit-stop right after,
pop some xany's and go

Chemical peel, dermabrasion
Dr. Unknown PhD. meet patient Montag XR3.
Brain stimulation, kneecap replacement
Doc, I'm starting to miss the table, is this a complication I should expect?

Fat grafting, bone grafting, mystic tanning
(what really is natural nowadays?)
Chin reconstruction, laser resurfacing,
(what really is me anyways?)

Consultation with your post-op pain,
It's gonna be "Ouchy" for a month,
but worth it in the end.
Self-esteem scan shows a cancerous tumor and growth
Yuck
And here I thought plastic was
"cancer-free"?

When I see your beauty
it make my heart beat faster,
And this time I  know that he
wont be a disaster.

And when you gently touch my skin
my heart will burst with joy.
It's funny how I’ve just become
affected by this boy

and hearing his harmonious voice
fills my ears with music.
I just love him in such a way
no one else can mimic.

With all these things he does to me
to make me fall in love.
It's almost like he's an angel,
that came from far above

Because he is just so perfect
in many different ways.
He must be the one to save me,
from future lonely days.