In a fast-food establishment
I sat before my plastic tray
of great hamburger,
crisp French fries
and quite delicious chocolate shake.
When all at once
I did espy
A pudding man, with pudding wife
and their two doughy children
stuffing their pudding faces.
Obesity, the modern scourge.
How did we encourage it,
I asked myself,
before the advent
of the fast-food chains?
Before the coming
of McDonald's and the KFC
how did we suffer
anorexia, bulimia, and diaphragm activity,
and so much mortal, morbid, disability?
And just to make sure
that we didn’t miss out
on these delicious fattening goodies,
they introduced the internet
and asked us to accept all cookies.