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Jonny Angel Mar 2014
I hate klepto-roommates,
get sick and tired of waking up
to find my personal food missing.

They never leave
any thank you notes
or a tiny bit of cash,
just lots of
empty dishes & boxes.

******,
that thieving-behaviour
really ****** me off,
makes me want
to smash them in the kisser,
but I totally abhor violence,
so I came up
with a method to fix
their selfish actions-
I put anchovies on everything
& it works,
even when they're drunk.
963 · Dec 2013
The Lone Rider & Ranger
Jonny Angel Dec 2013
The lone rider
left the station at high noon that day.
Sadly, it was something he had to do.
He knew he might not come back,
there had been an attack
a few weeks earlier,
all had been scalped,
with no survivors.

His ample-provisions
of salted jerky & biscuits
were stowed away
in his leather saddle bag.
He carried a .44 along
with his trusted notched-rifle.
Snugly on his head,
he wore a black drovers-hat,
a faded red bandana
was wrapped loosely
around his neck.

It was going to be a long ride,
but he hoped to make it to Laramie
before the next sunrise.
His keen-eyes scanned
the desert horizon,
you could tell he was pondering.
He seemed a bit worried,
but did not give any inkling away.

His girl hugged him goodbye,
kissed him on his grizzled-cheek,
then turned with tears in her own eyes.
She did not cry for she knew
he would have been upset.

Then like lightning,
he was up on Ranger,
his spurs jingled,
thundered off in a flash.
He rode headlong,
leaving a burnt sienna dust-cloud
swirling behind.

She watched him disappear,
stood there all day long,
until the sun
began to set,
to sink low
in the western sky.

Reds, oranges, yellows and pinks
shot, splintered the skies,
then faded to pitch,
there was no moon.
As the stars began to emerge,
she smiled,
thinking twinkling beacons
for her cowboy lover.

She closed her teary-eyes,
held her hands in prayer
& made a wish,
but somehow she knew,
she had a strange gut-feeling,
they would not return.

And they never did.
That day was the last time
anyone would ever
see the lone rider & Ranger,
again.
Jonny Angel Feb 2014
She is the apple of my eye,
her aura is the brighest shade of red,
such perfect symmetry,
smooth skin & so firm.

Here in my head,
I roll her around in my fingers,
she makes me squirm
& salivate in my mouth.
Her stem is sensitive,
her kiss deadly.
Jonny Angel Jan 2014
Lying here
in the darkness,
I am sending you
good vibes
across the astral plane.
I find it hard
not to refrain
my sensual-intent,
but visions of you
being bent over
trickle from the stars,
making me wonder
if your fingers
point to the Heavens.
I can only speculate
& like I said,
send you into
that special place,
a nirvana in the sky.
961 · Jan 2014
Resurrecting the Apostles
Jonny Angel Jan 2014
Born to be Wild
just blasted out
on the radio.
It perked me up,
reminded me of
the road warrior days.
We lived it hard.........
preached the holy gospel,
the real one that
included free love,
strong drink,
a puff or two.

Now, I'm digging up old numbers.
I'm going to resurrect the apostles,
we walked on water,
it would cool to see
who was saved.
Jonny Angel Aug 2014
I never promised you
a million dollar home
with a Porsche
in the pavered driveway,
a huge closet full
of glittery Versace gowns
or cases of Dom Perignon.
I never said
I'd give you
three trips a year
to the Italian,
let alone the French Riviera.
Isn't one Prada handbag enough,
why do you have to have four?
I know I promised you
my loving heart,
which I tried to delivered.
But you whispered
when you left,
I wasn't good enough
to deliver
the goods you really wanted.
So long,
keep your Miss Dior,
*****.
Jonny Angel Jan 2014
I rumbled down the highway,
usually after the fear of
intimacy would hit me,
it was time to move on.

It seems so strange
how something so feared
is what we crave the most.
How could we ever **** loneliness
when her ally always wins?
That is the eternal question
pondered throughout the ages
by the sages & lovers alike,
seems many have not  found,
the solution, any answers yet.

Maybe it's slaughtering that pesky,
that sneaky ego who always
seems to crush our common sense,
another friend who seems so rare,
one not rarer than true love.
957 · Jun 2014
Hummingbird (20w)
Jonny Angel Jun 2014
She said she wanted everything,
and one part she got,
the other two
she couldn't fit in,
though she tried.
956 · Apr 2015
starchild
Jonny Angel Apr 2015
You have
pieces of star-matter
in you.
That fact alone
makes you
relevant.
Jonny Angel Jul 2014
Pan-fried chicken *******
Sweet buttered corn-on-the-cob
Fresh apple dumplings
Jonny Angel Apr 2015
So now my Darling Angel,
I will write of joy.
No more bloodlust,
no more
spilled guts,
no more
broken hearts
& anquish.
I will write of calm seas
& the moonbeams
reflecting off
your haunting
dark eyes.
The very thought of you
brings me
into submission,
into the spilling
forth
of these
love-seed words.
And I hope,
I do so fervently hope,
I impregnate you
with my happiness.
Jonny Angel Dec 2013
Intertwined beings
His crown unhoods her sweet heart
Beautiful moment
Jonny Angel Jul 2014
There's a starling
singing soprano
in the dogwoods,
such happiness.
Jonny Angel Sep 2014
I heard Mr. Brown got busted.
Yeah, he was hangin' out down at the Piggly Wiggly,
propositionin' all the lady customers.
He was askin' 'em
if they wanted to buy a ****.
Doesn't that crazy chicken farmer know,
he ain't now ******.
Jonny Angel Aug 2014
Freedom ain't free
& you want to know how I know,
I know 16 guys who left their body parts
all over a foreign desert
in countries
without freedom.
As per Joe Cole's request for FREEDOM poems.
Jonny Angel Jul 2014
I snuffed a black widow today.
The deadly little lass
had set up her killing den
just under my stony steps.

Unlike her,
I did it mercifully,
stepped on her as fast as I could,
before she got her pincers on me.

Considering her evil ways,
it served her right,
it could have been me.
Jonny Angel Jan 2014
O sweet baby,
it's so magical,
this technoligical-realm
of fantasy!

My apparent want of you
is fiery, so astronomical.
I succumb to your
desirous-advances,
make love to you
in the shadows.

I can taste your
"Y" in space,
rinse
the screen-dust
off my tongue & face,
but then what darling?

French kiss you in email,
whisper sweet nothings
into my cell,
finger your text,
do you with symbols,
*** you up good in jpeg,
explode together on Skype,
hammer you on Twitter,
free flow into you with a fax,
seed you with a nice
warm stream of pixels?

O my dear lady,
I miss the feel of real flesh,
the sensation of your
feminine flower-grip,
that sultry look
in your pretty-eyes,
the wanton shuddering,
nailed-fingers streaking on my back,
your hypnotizing unrecorded-vocals
& the alluring fragrance
of your raw hot-skin.

And O I feel lonelier now,
more than ever
before this modern age of science
& hi-tech communication.

How 'bout you,
do you feel the same???
Just sext me &
let me know!
:-P...
The harsh & sad realities of the world of computers & hi-tech communications.
Jonny Angel Jul 2014
She loved lace and red bandanas,
had eyes like blue ice warming
& always wore a grin,
the kind that Cheshire cats wear
to hide secrets.

The feather she occasionally
hung in her hair
could change my bad day
into a festival.
It was as if
she controlled
the very wind itself,
would tame it to suit my needs
& in doing so,
show brought love
into my tiny world,

Meow,
meow!

The texture of
her precious skin
was sublime,
its fragrance genuine ecstasy.
It would send ripples
down my spine
everytime she'd
let me touch it
& she loved it,
would go out of her feline-mind
when I unhaled her
beautiful flower,

O Kitty, Kitty!

But she disappeared
like she appeared,
quickly and without drama,
it was much too fast,
was a perfect sad testimony
that nothing was ever meant to last.

And yet I know,
though I miss her immensely,
where ever she is,
good karma lights her path
& that comforts me.

Purr, Baby, purr!
Jonny Angel Aug 2014
She strutted her stuff
through the courtroom lounge,
dressed to the nines,
she looked fine
all in black,
filled out her outfit
like it was designed just for her,
how she walked in those heels,
I'll never know.
But with such high maintenance,
I guess you can learn anything.
Jonny Angel Dec 2013
Poems are snippets,
pieces of memories,
deep emotions,
lost chances,
broken hearts,
exuberant romances,
scar tissue in words,
happy endings,
new beginnings and lots
of other interesting things
written by real people.
Jonny Angel Feb 2014
My dog was a natural born killer.
I didn't train him that way,
it's just what genetics
did to him.
I'm a natural born lover.
The government tried
to make me a killer.
And I was for a while.
But now I'm finding out
more about my own genetics.
Ain't no killa here,
just kisses & smiles.
937 · Jun 2015
Eagle Man (Ed McGaa)
Jonny Angel Jun 2015
Eagleman taught me things about his people.
He showed me the pipe,
he talked about the way,
the good red road,
and the four directions.
I was sitting in a sweat
when I learned
about Mother Earth.
It was fascinating,
felt so real and magical
at the same time.
I learned
about animal spirits,
the sundance,
burning sage,
and why his people
danced like ghosts.
But he didn't teach me everything.
He said some things
will always be a mystery.
He said the Great Spirit
wanted it that way.
He told me if one
listened hard enough
to the fierce winds
hugging the plains,
you can hear the pain
of his kindred,
millions of souls
crying in harmony
to the beat of the drum.
937 · Feb 2014
How We Stay Grounded
Jonny Angel Feb 2014
I truly miss
the high camp fix.
For in them,
I am closer to the sun.
It's a place where
drizzle is hail & snow,
where people who visit care,
those kindred spirits
who truly understand me
& the curvature of the Earth.
It's how we stayed grounded.
Jonny Angel Apr 2015
I'm not sure if blowing **** up
was a fringe benefit or not.
I mean,
you can't do that kind of stuff
out here,
in this crazy
uncivilized world.
Homeland Security
would have a field day
if I started playing
around like that.
Then again,
why not live on the fringe,
it is a benefit
of the byproduct freedom...
I almost forgot.
Shhhhh...
Jonny Angel Feb 2014
The keg had been flowing for hours
when I spotted you on the foyer,
your sienna eyes locked onto my hazels,

O boy, it was an instantaneous attraction
as well as a reaction, everything around us
seemed to disappear, nothing mattered,
not even the small talk we tried to engage in.

We said something about fresh air
& floated into the great outdoors.
You were'nt even my date, but
we acted as if we had been
friends & lovers forever.

Autopilot was engaged on the beetle
as we drove off into the cool night,
oblivious to all surroundings but us.
Golden earring was pounding out the vibe
that was quickly developing within us,
rust never sleeps was next & we both
fervently confessed there would be no fight,
no fuss, no muss, as we both wanted to *** up each other, smother ourselves in a warm embrace, spread some love & grace.

The parking spot under the street lamp
was the perfection spot, an awesome location
for some lovely-*******. You were sizzling hot, I mean smoking, got my motor burning,
scorched my heart with the proverbial desire.

Your pretty face spoke volumes as I traveled
along your sweet-contours with my kisses & delicately searching fingers. To my surprise,
you wore no ******* which increased my posture & within what seemed like hours, we made our juicy-connection in several various states of intertwining bodies.

The German designers are brilliant,
as the capsule-sized VW is the most intimate
space on the planet.  It is just the right amount of room to lock onto eyes, spread beautiful thighs and taste delicious cherry pie.  We were streaming into each other as it dawned on me all at once why so many people own bugs, it's a tight place to make a special deposit & they're cheaper than a Porsche.
Just an imaginative story with certain true elements.:)
933 · Jul 2014
I Have Become Gratitude
Jonny Angel Jul 2014
Foxes bark like dogs
as the morning star rises
to greet me
through blue ridge fog.

It feels as if
I have become
part of this
primordial forest,
sharing in its timeless rituals,
speaking a special language
& I bark back
to acknowledge
my gratitude.
931 · Apr 2015
The Anointing of Darling
Jonny Angel Apr 2015
I love the beads.
you know the ones
I'm talking about,
formed below your button
& Darling
when you hold yourself like that,
you must know what it does to me.
So prepare,
prepare yourself
for your anointing,
I know you love them.
Jonny Angel Apr 2014
Looking up,
I saw your shamrocks smiling
& held your face in reverence.

It was lady luck,
not fate,
on my side
who put me
in this sweet position.

And at the corners,
love runneth over
the turned-up
half moon,
there,
I crumbled.
Jonny Angel Jan 2014
It was by happenstance I read her,
she moved me with her verse,
her sweet demeanor flowed
through
her written word,
I felt the pain inside,
her search for self-realization.

She is a flowery summer treat,
I saw her pretty-eyes in space,
her infectious smile
dialed me in.

And whether or not
there’s ever any
L-word involved
is of no freaking consequence,
I am forever her mate,
that means a friend
on the same wavelength.
Jonny Angel Apr 2014
We meandered by four-wheel drive
way up into phantom canyon,
got lost in the blm land,
parked forty-five degrees,
amongst the conifers.

We guzzled the golden brew
& in short order,
found ourselves
wearing our birthdays suits,
amongst the conifers.

For sure we had found heaven,
her gripping the roll bar
& me,
hanging on for dear life,
amongst the conifers.
928 · Apr 2015
Barhoppers
Jonny Angel Apr 2015
We rolled into bars
like we owned the joints,
everybody had their place,
then we'd fan out
like we were on patrol.
Everybody had each other's six
& we didn't give a ****
about anything.
We'd swarm like hornets
if there was trouble,
for in a moments notice
we could be called out
to ***** real violence.
And we were.
Not that Mickey Mouse
chicken **** kind
at your local nightclub,
but the explosive type
you watched on television
or read about
in the newspaper.
Jonny Angel Mar 2014
Spiraling upward
Hypnotic like a cobra
It's toxic venom
Jonny Angel May 2014
Everybody loved me once,
they lived vicarious
& when I lost my
risk-taking ways
& had to settle down,
they hated me.

The good thing about being hated
by my once
so-called friend
is I learned the hard way
about truth
& friendship.
928 · Mar 2014
Tithing, Of Course
Jonny Angel Mar 2014
Of course,
I am dropping my metal coins into the slot on the carved-cross box,
floating paper dollars into the passed around basket,
paying rent for the reading of The Gospel
& of course,
attempting to buy my salvation
with my hard-earned-mammon,
which of course,
the colorfully robed-folks love so much
and seem to get so easily.
927 · Jun 2014
Sweet Skunk
Jonny Angel Jun 2014
She left her mark on me
& I've never been able
to shake
her fragrance.
Tomato juice doesn't work either.
Jonny Angel Sep 2014
I read somewhere there's a smart *** born every twelve seconds
& one truly sensitive person
every sixty.
No wonder there's so much insecurity around,
it's boundless.
It's not always humor.
Jonny Angel Aug 2014
I could write
encryption
& who would understand
such hidden meanings?

Those dead dragonflies
littering a bamboo mat
& violent cracks appearing
on dangling crystals.
What of those ravens
sitting on elastic wires
bending in the wind,
cawing the sins
of their fathers.

And those proud faces,
those red-haird harpies
injecting salt,
singing long
into the night,
ballads of the brokenhearted.

I would write
encryption,
and who could understand
such hidden meanings?
Jonny Angel May 2014
Thoughts of you
linger in my mind
as you count the pathways
to your heart,
sifting through sensations
to meet the demands
of your fiery-wantonness
& in order to fulfill
a simple act
of lovingkindness,
I want to taste your fingers.
Jonny Angel Feb 2014
I swim alone,
goldfish float with others
in bigger bowls.

It feels like I'm in solitary,
down here
deep in a hole.

Beta-blood flows
through my veins,
my wondrous fins
glow rainbow colors,
but they keep me penned in,
'cause I'm a fighter.
924 · Dec 2013
Tomcat Incognito
Jonny Angel Dec 2013
A  major ruckus is
taking place outside.
I hear a hawk squawking,
it's piercing the morning light.
Blue Jays are circling around screaming,
the squirrels are chirping like crazy
& the neighbor's dog is
barking up a storm!

O glory be,
good gracious,
I can see the reason
for all the commotion!

It's really no big deal....
just a tomcat,
crossing the empty-field,
incognito!
Jonny Angel Jan 2014
When I was younger,
I hated cooties,
didn't want any.

Now I'm a bit older,
not afraid of intimacy
& a bit more wiser.

And I want all the cooties
she can dish out.
Jonny Angel Feb 2014
There was time
when I dreamed
of a better life,
when I wanted
to stop the world
& melt with you.

And for a time,
we did.
I would get all caught up
in the moments
we spent
teaching each other
the finer intimate things
we liked to do with each other.

When you hiked your skirt
up like that,
you'd laugh deviously
& I would go berserk
in a good way.

Funny, how you always
knew it would.

You wore those
high heels & that silky lace.
The look you got on your pretty-face
when we reached that finer place
is forever etched in my mind.

There's no way
I could ever forget
what you did to me,
where you sent me
inside you.

I miss you terribly.
I ain't no cry baby, but
the world is spinning again
& I'm not laughing now.
Jonny Angel Mar 2014
She has a keen eye,
understands the use of color,
the configurations of Asian furniture,
how candles & art look in a room.

She decorates wearing holey-leggings
& loose fitting embroidered blouses
‘cause she knows
what they do to me.

And she’s constantly
moving things around,
is visiting me in my study,
the place where the futon lies,
where we lay together
& I playfully
remove her loose-fitting attire
to quench my
own decorating ya-ya’s,
this burning heart.
Jonny Angel Sep 2014
She was a real angel,
stars covered
her pretty face
& she read to me
my poetry.

O Where did
Violet go?

Nobody really knows....
but maybe,
just maybe,
she's back in Heaven.
Jonny Angel Apr 2014
I carry an antique
crusader coin
in my pocket.
I keep it there
to remind me
about hardship,
religious
military campaigns
& money.

My coin is from Antioch
& when I read about
what happened there,
I wonder if God
does exist
or if
that ******-violence
was just about the coin.
Jonny Angel Apr 2014
Shot like a cannonball
from the ported-jet,
I swam furiously out
into your hot privacy,
wet tender moments,
where I,
circling
your painted-toes,
sizzled up along
your shapely-legs
upward over
your cute-tummy,
so yummy to drift
along your slender neck
& soft shoulders
to the swirling surface.

Now feeling bolder,
I dove downward,
deeper to meet
your sweet playful feet,
only to take my time
floating,
twirling higher
through your delicious crevices
& between your lovely peaks
topped with granite tips,
I released
to the warm air
once more.

O Miss Pretty Bather,
your luxurious hair
& bare bottom,
I want it all!

I want to drown
with you,
continuously
in your bubble bath,
over and over,
again and again,
relish in this sinless swim,
this genuine moist-fun.

O please
Miss Pretty Bather,
keep the water running!
Jonny Angel Apr 2014
I have never forgotten you
& I will never hold you again,
but the real pain
is not knowing,
not knowing
if you, if you
have forgotten me.
I count the days
in silence.
Jonny Angel Feb 2014
Saguaros stood
like spiny-sentinels
as I sped along the Camino,
alone,
top down.
Warm winds &
tequila-breath
burned my shot-eyes
when I first spotted
the thumbing Lupita,
way south of Ensenada
on good 'ole 1.
Her graceful
toothy-smile
under her full lips
seemed gracious
as I pulled up
alongside her,
kicked the door open.

She hopped in
& we catapulted
with her hair streaming &
brown-skin shining
in the falling sun.
We hit high speeds
smiling
as we continued
south, driving
into the coming night.

Twinkling-stars
& static-filled
La Bamba-tunes
kept us company.
We discussed
sacred-mysteries
in broken languages,
later, counted
each others toes,
rubbed noses
in my bedroll.

In the morning,
she was gone
left me a note
& the ruffled rose
she had pinned
in her raven-black hair.

As I drove off
in a dreamy-state,
somewhat disappointed,
a spiraling one,
a lone black bird
trailed behind me,
I'm sure it was her.

Soon, she disappeared
from my rear view memory,
but never out of my mind.
916 · Mar 2014
The Weird Quick First Date
Jonny Angel Mar 2014
She said she wanted to hang
on our first date,
so we stayed
over at her place.
There, she hung out
on the edge of the couch,
wore a sweatshirt
covered with pink hearts,
kept using the word "insane"
& puckering her lips.
Twirling her hair between her fingers,
I quipped about her lava lamp,
how outdated it looked.
You should have seen her face.
Everything immediately went silent,
it got eerily quiet
& she said she was sick,
that I had to go.
And I did, quick.
Jonny Angel Nov 2013
I walked alone with Incan spirits,
lost in my own thoughts
trailing downward
over maize-covered fields.

I breathed chilly air
with the condors
wearing neck gaiters,
thinking
how lucky I was
to commune
with jet stream angels,
safe and in one piece.
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