Oh, the pain, the assault
On my nose
The bitter humiliation
The gall of life's existence
Devoid of meaning,
Save pain
The horrible squishing between
My toes

The cat has ****** in my boots.

Again.

*** DRUGS *** DRUGS *** DRUGS
I'M SO EDGY
I HAVE DRUGS WITH MY ***
I HAVE *** WITH MY DRUGS

What are you now, cloud?
While I slept beneath an oak
You were shaped like carp.

Peeing on myself
In public
Is the excuse I use
As to why I can't meet your gaze.
Don't come any closer
You don't want this on your shoes
Just hand me a tissue
And walk away.
Again.

Caffeine, sugar, dairy fat
Chemicals made in a vat
Hold the threat of sleep at bay
Keep me sane for one more day

My dearest Darling
Daddy,
My heart yearns for you,
You make my heart pound.
You'll always be in my heart.
            Two
Let our | hearts beet as one.
Be still my beeting heart.
You stole my heart.
My chest is an empty Shell
only your heart can fill.
Eye heart you allot
                            Heartfelt
<3 4ever, youre  Secret
                            Admirer

My new best friend has perished
Though I only met him last night
His company was cherished
That **** cat knocked him down
And then drank the spilled bourbon
Now I am bereft of my solace
With only the empy bottle, and
I maintain that if Coolidge were still president
This would never have happened.

Once, an old man told me he had learned the meaning of life.
I told him I didn't want to know.
It should really haunt me to this day that I never heard his solution,
but he was kinda a ******.
And fat.