When we're drunk
We're crunk, we're crunk
We think what we
Normally thunk
We sink when we normally
Sunk
When we're drunk
We're crunk, we're crunk
Don't obey
Rules of the road
Head home, old toad
Splat pavement, release vibes
Sentence to years
Steer with queers
Aim with binoculars
Sinister ears
Figure it's time
Never you mind
We'll eventually rhyme
That which you dine
Don't forget
It's all regret
Take advantage
Before yet
Take it home
Alone
Beast, Seize!
Sniff, Sneeze!
Don't queeze
Just please
Soft tease
Ease fees
Simple trees
Free frees
Cold winds
Blow fins
Towards Marylands
Trickle In
Calm fore
Better store
Ancient ore
Often sore
When we're drunk
Never more
Hangover
Blow chunks

Man puts on costume
Wants to have fun;
Man wanders into forest
Not for long.

Walked to his neighbor's
Thought it would be fun;
Man appears threatening
Gets shot in the lung.

Old man just wanted
To be more free;
Nobody tells him
Who he shouldn't be.

Not too long ago,
He was so much more;
He was drunk, again
And looking for more.

But before he was gone
He saw freedom's light;
And travelled along
Into the night.

Old always existed and you thought that it was new but in reality it's just that you
Thought that your feeble brain could do what it couldn't do
You're better off tying your shoe you know it's true

Don't be surprised if what you hear seems so amazing
Because that's the way it's supposed to be
And if it wasn't you wouldn't be reading about it at all
And your interest would stall these tales are tall

You gotta know it's better than you
You gotta know it's older than a few
You gotta know it's better than you
You gotta know it's older than a few

I'll see you on the other side and so will she
But in the meant time don't forget that 1+1+1+1 is sometimes three
Bet you didn't see

You gotta know it's better than you
You gotta know it's older than a few
You gotta know it's better than you
You gotta know it's older than a few

Duck and cover
Heat and thunder
Rolling pin
Lion's den

Blood on lips
Or tulips
Blow torch
Front porch

Figure it
Ancient
Ain't ****
No quit

Dynamite
So tight
Ouch that
Feels great

What you see
Is what you get
My pet, my pet

See me now
See you later
Beware, beware

What comes of this?
It couldn't be
It is.  It is.

You didn't see me
But I'm here
Ignore.  Ignore.

Really?  How?
Easy!
You know!

Wow.  Amazing.
It is.
It's here.

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Mesmerize me
With your pelican eyes.

Isn't that funny?
I thought you might laugh.

Oh me?  Not much.
Just everything, you know.

Lots of stuff going on.
Lots of stuff going on.

They were ghosts
In the night
When all was right
Now they roast
An anomaly
That they'll never see

They saw the light
As it were
On top of the mountain
Now they're down
For the count
And bothered

Before it was cruel
To have them come
Because they had been here so long
Now they're here again
And all of them different
And one of them gone