There was an old man from kent
whos leg was extremily bent
he climed up a pole
then fell down a hole
instead of coming he went.

i went to the doctor because i was ill
and so they put me on a pill
i took it once
i took it twice
now im dead
they werent very nice.

There was an old man from barrow
who liked to go through narrow
when he heard a sparrow
when he went to barrrow
then he went back through the narrow.