Oh, Cinderella
you terrible influence

you talk to mice
and sing to birds

you lose your shoes
and run in halls

you ride on pumpkins
and steal from sisters

last, not least
you married a stranger

Ever close your eyes real tight
and wish upon a star
open your eyes
and wonder where you are
and realize it's your deepest dream
your happily ever after
a wish come true?
...
yeah, me either