Shall I compare thee
to a summer's day?

No.

Because ********.

Why, hello there.

I don't know what you're looking for.
But it isn't here.

This is the internet. Specifically,
a corner of the internet containing "poetry" by a 17 year old dude.

Go on.

Shoo.

And as I stagnate here
by my own devices

I envy
their ignorance