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Isaiah Herpes Sep 2013
Mikenzie has a long toe.
That doesn't make her a ***.
The toe is much longer than the rest.
She sees it as a pest.
But I think its pretty cute.
She hides it with a boot.
Last night she let me lick it.
It was tastier than a banana split.
Isaiah Herpes Aug 2013
Hair.
It doesn't matter if its there.
It doesn't matter if its bare.
It doesn't matter if its long or short.
It doesn't matter is its spiked or strait.
It doesn't matter if your crush don't like it.
It doesn't matter if your parents like it.
Just be you.
And if being you means dying it pink.
Then by all means dye it pink.
Just be you.
Isaiah Herpes Aug 2013
Brian is a boy.
Brian is easy to enjoy.
Brian is short.
Brian is better then a resort.
Brian is smart.
Brian has a heart
Brian is shy.
Brian is a sweety pie.
Brian is underrated.
But at least he is not hated.
Brian most importantly,
Is my best friend.
Isaiah Herpes Aug 2013
My phone is blue.
My phone is an oval.
My phone is lame.
There's not one game.
Its honestly a shame.
And who is to blame?
Verizon's 30 dollar per month data costs.
Ill see you in hell verizon.
Isaiah Herpes Aug 2013
Hotel maids.
They worry me.
I hope someone would agree.
They could steal my stuff.
And they give me cheap soap that make my skin rough.
I like to use the little notepads to write them creepy notes.
I wish they would clean the blankets because they sometimes smell like goats.
It ****** me off when they knock on your door.
***** its 7 in the morning.
Isaiah Herpes Aug 2013
Today i wore my fancy white shirt.
Because all my other shirts were *****.
I sat at home all day.
While wearing the fancy shirt.
I made myself a pizza.
While wearing the fancy shirt.
I didn't bite hard enough and all the cheese came off and fell on my chest.
While i was wearing my fancy shirt.
I tried to wash the shirt.
While i was wearing no shirt.
After an hour of waiting.
The shirt was still ruined.
Now i'm ******
Isaiah Herpes Aug 2013
Mailbox.
You are green.
When people walk by, you are seen.
I remember when you held a wasps nest.
I went to get a package from amazon.com and I was stung in the calf.
I went in the garage and found a bottle of ant spray.
I sprayed the **** out of you.
You all died
R.I.P Isaiah's mailbox's Wasps
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