Noone ever told me
I was their world
Their everything
Their soul

Noone ever told me
I was beautiful
Was precious
Was wanted

Noone ever told me
I'd grow up to be someone
To be valued
To be followed

Noone ever told me
I made them proud
Made them smile
Made them live

Noone ever told me
As an adult or as a kid
That they loved me
Until I just did

A single drop slides
From your eye
As I look at you in amazement
I am the reflection of you
I see you in me
And vice versa

You have taught me
How to stand on my own
How to hold my head high
How to always stand firm
To what I know to be right

I see you standing there
Enduring and strong
your highs and your lows
As the winds of life
Try to knock you down
Try to take your being
Try to make you fall

Yet you stand
Through the trials and tribulations
You change paths when it’s called for
But you never change who you are
You are the reflection of my soul
My teacher
My example
I am you

My love, the time is here
for me to let you know my dear
that I see your face when I close my eyes
it happens so much to my surprise.
I don't know if I should keep them open
for without you my soul is broken.
No will to fly, no will to swim
I just sit all alone where the light is dim.
I hear you call out to me through the night
your voice echoes through me though you're nowhere in sight.
I cry out for you more with each passing day
it hasn't been the same since you passed away.
They brought me a mate, I felt so disrespected
for love doesn't end with death when your souls are connected.
Now the world has me deafened to every sound
I just float in the place where you last could be found.
Then last night I dreamed that my sorrow had passed
I woke up to find I was with you at last.

I sit here singing a Birthday song to my Grandma who has passed on
and I will keep on singing til all my tears have dried and gone.
I think of you often I miss you so much
I'd give up my life right now just to once again feel your touch.
You passed on so long ago but, it hurts like it was today
I know God had other plans and you had to be on your way.
I don't know if you see me as I write this up for you
or if you can feel the pain inside as I still sit and mourn for you.
You lived a full life and I am glad I was there as much as I could be
I don't think you ever knew how much you truly meant to me.
Nobodies perfect in life we make mistakes
but I would have forgiven all of yours to see you have more Birthday cakes.
I am sorry that you suffered while you were alive
I wish there was a cure for cancer and that you had survived.
I type this to you Grandma, I want to scream your name
I want to be so selfish now and tell God he is to blame.
So Happy Birthday my dear Grandma who's been gone for 9 whole years
instead of Birthday cake and presents I gift you every single one of my tears.

Hi my name is Bob
I am afflicted with ****** cranium inversion
I don't get paid, but it is my job
plus I get a kick from the *******.

My hair as you can see
is starting to thin
my ****** hair is all but absentee
much to my chagrin.

I stay highly aroused
when my shoulders are touching my feet
and my head is housed
no other feeling can compete.

I have been told
on many occasion
that I should simply unfold
and eliminate all the abrasion.

But, I cannot help it
I fear its too late
for me to just quit
and start walking straight.

So I came to this place
in hopes that you could provide
some **** for my face
so out my **** it would slide.

T'was the day of Thanksgiving and all through the house
the women were prepping and cursing their spouse.
Outside it was cold with lots of snowflakes
the turkey was chillin all ready to bake.
The hubbie's all lazy sat fat on their ***
doing nothing but drinking beer from a glass.
They were screaming and whining about the tv
til one vile man started a game of fartsy.
The stench of bean dip now filled up the room
when all of a sudden there was a loud boom.
One idiot had said "hey let's see if this works"
then they picked up a candle like adolescent jerks.
Big Fred bent over in front of the flame
then his pants caught on fire because of his aim.
The men started squealing like wee little pigs
trying to put out the fire by dancing a jig.
"Stop, drop and roll, you absurd little twit"
all of the men dropped til the fire had quit.
The women all standing looking in awe
started laughing hysterically  at them all.
The men didn't laugh they just got off the floor
walked back to the couch to check on the score.
The women returned to the kitchen to finish
which prompted their laughter to diminish.
Now people I warn you with candles don't play
cuz nobody wants to be homeless on Thanksgiving day.

Dear Santa this year has been so hard
I can't afford a tree, presents or a card.
I haven't been the best that I probably should have been
I write this heavy hearted, I don't know where to begin.

I ask you dearest Santa to grant me these three things
and if you cannot do it please pass it to The Kings.
My husband lost his job and the car is broke down too
we have never asked for help before but, we are asking it from you.

I ask you mystic Santa to hold my family near
I want us to be close especially this time of year.
This is my first request it may be kind of rough
but, I want my kids to understand that being a family is enough.

My second wish oh Santa is for my teen princess
I want her to be strong and proud and never have to stress.
If you could give her some art supplies of her very own
I would greatly be in debt to you for the love that you have shown.

My third and final wish is for my growing boy
a few things he could build I know he would enjoy.
He doesn't always listen but, he really seems to try
I want him to be strong too and reach up for the sky.

In closing Santa, I thank you much for listening to my bids
no one should have to beg for help especially for their kids.
I am asking you Santa to do what you do
thank you in advance, and Merry Christmas to you.