come on over, sit down
i prepared a feast for you
to be engorged on
here i have:
premium understanding
basic human decency
lower middle class manners
empathy, empathy, empathy
a college communication degree
(hey, that last one is magna *** laude!
i know, in the real world, it doesn’t matter
but it does mean i know a few things
about talking)
here i slice my emotions
dice them up for you to swallow
here i puree my heart
liquify it for you to digest better
i know i can be too much
but i can make it easier for you, see?
have a taste, i know you want to.
i know you want to.
….
you have to go? this is too much?
not to worry,
i have my empathy in takeout boxes
you can keep taking it from me
free of delivery charge!
just use the takeout code:
INDIHASNOSELFRESPECT
yes, it’s only available for the rest of my life
so go on, take it away!
please feed yourself
i have so much to give, see?
let me satisfy your cravings
let me make space for your ego
the world is too small to house it
but i can try to make you full