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151 · Mar 2018
Therapist...
Bradley Brown Mar 2018
They say isolation is unhealthy for the weak
well have they ever spent months in a cinder block room?
No they spent their time in dorms and live in cape cods
Driving around fancy cars with their spectacular credit.

"I know how it feels son, you need to establish a support network"

"Well when I speak to another human being I feel like panhandling for a pint of lord so I don't throw up the only help I want is a ride to the store"

"I've dealt with a lot of people like you, why do you think you drink so much?"

"Well I like the way it feels
have you ever ****** two fat girls at once?"

"No sir, I'm married and have two kids"

"What about back in those dorms?"

"Excuse me?"

"Well I have and that's how I feel all the time".
Just try to laugh you know...

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