Whose shoes I wait to know.
I can't find the owner you see.
The shoes won't fit my feet
Boy do the shoes stink.
Whose are they we would like to know.
For if they are yours
Please wash your feet!!!

Not getting anywhere
writing my poems to make you smile.
hoping that you will enjoy.
i'm not getting anywhere
so i keep writing more.
points here and points there.
each page is full of poems i write.
going from 600 to 5 then 3 and now back to 5
i'm just not getting anywhere.
this might sound like a complaint
you maybe right if you think.
but i'm not getting anywhere you see

I went to bare a* beach the other day.
to my surprise it was funny to see
people everywhere playing and swimming.
The funnest was that no one was bare A*
the rule was you had to cover your A

Santa is coming very soon
just having trouble finding things.
the elves don't make those funny games.
no cell phones, PS 4, i pods or tables.
looks like Christmas will be sweaters and hats.

Trump is on the move these days.
getting his people picked one by one
while Santa is moving kind of slow
Having trouble picking those gifts
Obamacare will be gone in just two months
while Santa is choosing the soxes to bring.
Santa will be here in 24 days
While trump will have wait for the New Year.
Santa says MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
While Trump Says MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

The snow has fallen all night long.
the grass is covered and the birds are gone.
The wind howls through the trees and against the windows.
the lights from the house in the neighborhood on glowing bright.
Smoke is flowing out the chimneys warming each house.
The tree in the corner is covered with lights.
the stockings are hung on the fireplace.
the old gray cat is curled in a ball.laying on the floor.
It's christmas eve and all is quite.
carolers have come and gone
sing songs of peace on earth.
And wishing everyone a Merry Christmas And a Happy New Years

Air force one ;This is the control tower.please do not leave the airport.
there is a UFO in the area.
Pilot: i don't see anything.
wait there it is.
Control tower: what is it.?
Pilot: i see it,
It's a UFO with 8 tiny Reindeer pulling it through the sky.
Could it be yes it is.
Santa in a UFO and there is Elvis too.
Control tower: have you been hitting that bottle.
Pilot: No, but there it is on the runway now. can't you see it.
Control Tower: Tell  President Trump that Santa has the right of way tonight.