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4.6k
· May 2010
haiku (1)
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May 2010
haiku (1)
Haikus: so easy
A toddler can do them! But
Not sexually.
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4.1k
· May 2010
haiku (2)
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May 2010
haiku (2)
Haikus: somewhat lame.
They serve better as segways
Between my poems.
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2.7k
· May 2010
Remember Way Back When?
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May 2010
Remember Way Back When?
Bullies, puberty,
Homework, shockless school buses.
Don't you miss high school?
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2.6k
· May 2010
Coach (version 2)
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May 2010
Coach (version 2)
I'm to teach P.E.
That's short for Phys Ed, but it's
More like *******.
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2.2k
· May 2010
Coach (version 1)
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May 2010
Coach (version 1)
Budding, nubile girls.
They call me Mr. P.E.
God I love my job.
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1.9k
· May 2010
I confess..
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May 2010
I confess..
Want to play with *****.
You can forget how they feel
And need reminders.
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1.6k
· May 2010
Please. Wear. Thicker. Pants.
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May 2010
Please. Wear. Thicker. Pants.
I see cottage cheese.
Too bad your Granny *******
Accentuates it.
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1.6k
· May 2010
How bout that nickel
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May 2010
How bout that nickel
Give me a nickel
For every time they've told me
I can't write haikus.
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1.4k
· May 2010
You've got something in your teeth..
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May 2010
You've got something in your teeth..
I hate hairy ****.
They're like female mustaches.
They get in your mouth.
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1.4k
· May 2010
I'll Come Up with a Better Title Later
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May 2010
I'll Come Up with a Better Title Later
I procrastinate.
So much wasted potential.
This poem ends with...
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1.1k
· May 2010
Cake Work
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May 2010
Cake Work
Our politicians
Enjoy the easiest jobs.
Won't you vote for me?
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1.1k
· May 2010
Best Break Up Line EVER
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May 2010
Best Break Up Line EVER
I'm lucky you're sweet.
But I've found a sweeter love.
I've chosen pancakes.
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1.0k
· May 2010
Stop? Go? I'm confused.
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May 2010
Stop? Go? I'm confused.
A crime scene chalk line,
A red hand, blinking loudly,
"Give me a high five!"
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970
· May 2010
Heavy Lies the Crown
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May 2010
Heavy Lies the Crown
Pity Presidents,
Both hands firmly on The Wheel.
See how fast they age?
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915
· May 2010
Locked in a basement, feet in cement
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May 2010
Locked in a basement, feet in cement
Get me out of here!
I knew I should have paid them!
Is anyone there?
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849
· May 2010
Untimely Gifts
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May 2010
Untimely Gifts
I don't understand
Why she gave me the clap when
It's not my birthday.
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843
· May 2010
Work(ing) in Progress
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May 2010
Work(ing) in Progress
It's time I write some
New material for you.
...
Give me a second.
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767
· May 2010
A better me
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May 2010
A better me
I wish I were
sly
.
Life would be more enthralling
If I were James Bond.
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726
· May 2010
The Better Things in Life
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May 2010
The Better Things in Life
There is more to life
Than writing small, profound truths.
...
Not sure what it is.
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709
· May 2010
pleasant thinking
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May 2010
pleasant thinking
Wouldn't it be grand
If every time I dropped by,
I shared something new?
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699
· May 2010
Fish Food
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May 2010
Fish Food
Give me one reason
To get out of bed, since I
Sleep with the fishes.
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694
· May 2010
Lonely Boy Blues
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May 2010
Lonely Boy Blues
How come every girl
I meet is either taken
Or wants to be friends?
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671
· May 2010
Nucular
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May 2010
Nucular
There is a reason
Why bad things happen on Earth.
His name is Dubya.
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