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haiku namatata May 2010
I procrastinate.
So much wasted potential.
This poem ends with...
May 2010 · 2.6k
Coach (version 2)
haiku namatata May 2010
I'm to teach P.E.
That's short for Phys Ed, but it's
More like *******.
May 2010 · 2.2k
Coach (version 1)
haiku namatata May 2010
Budding, nubile girls.
They call me Mr. P.E.
God I love my job.
May 2010 · 965
Heavy Lies the Crown
haiku namatata May 2010
Pity Presidents,
Both hands firmly on The Wheel.
See how fast they age?
May 2010 · 1.1k
Cake Work
haiku namatata May 2010
Our politicians
Enjoy the easiest jobs.
Won't you vote for me?
May 2010 · 2.7k
Remember Way Back When?
haiku namatata May 2010
Bullies, puberty,
Homework, shockless school buses.
Don't you miss high school?
May 2010 · 846
Untimely Gifts
haiku namatata May 2010
I don't understand
Why she gave me the clap when
It's not my birthday.
May 2010 · 1.0k
Stop? Go? I'm confused.
haiku namatata May 2010
A crime scene chalk line,
A red hand, blinking loudly,
"Give me a high five!"
May 2010 · 724
The Better Things in Life
haiku namatata May 2010
There is more to life
Than writing small, profound truths.
...
Not sure what it is.
May 2010 · 665
Nucular
haiku namatata May 2010
There is a reason
Why bad things happen on Earth.
His name is Dubya.
May 2010 · 690
Lonely Boy Blues
haiku namatata May 2010
How come every girl
I meet is either taken
Or wants to be friends?
May 2010 · 841
Work(ing) in Progress
haiku namatata May 2010
It's time I write some
New material for you.
...
Give me a second.
May 2010 · 694
Fish Food
haiku namatata May 2010
Give me one reason
To get out of bed, since I
Sleep with the fishes.
May 2010 · 1.1k
Best Break Up Line EVER
haiku namatata May 2010
I'm lucky you're sweet.
But I've found a sweeter love.
I've chosen pancakes.
haiku namatata May 2010
Get me out of here!
I knew I should have paid them!
Is anyone there?
May 2010 · 765
A better me
haiku namatata May 2010
I wish I were sly.
Life would be more enthralling
If I were James Bond.
May 2010 · 4.1k
haiku (2)
haiku namatata May 2010
Haikus: somewhat lame.
They serve better as segways
Between my poems.
haiku namatata May 2010
I see cottage cheese.
Too bad your Granny *******
Accentuates it.
May 2010 · 1.6k
How bout that nickel
haiku namatata May 2010
Give me a nickel
For every time they've told me
I can't write haikus.
May 2010 · 1.9k
I confess..
haiku namatata May 2010
Want to play with *****.
You can forget how they feel
And need reminders.
haiku namatata May 2010
I hate hairy ****.
They're like female mustaches.
They get in your mouth.
May 2010 · 706
pleasant thinking
haiku namatata May 2010
Wouldn't it be grand
If every time I dropped by,
I shared something new?
May 2010 · 4.6k
haiku (1)
haiku namatata May 2010
Haikus: so easy
A toddler can do them! But
Not sexually.

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