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haiku namatata May 2010
Get me out of here!
I knew I should have paid them!
Is anyone there?
haiku namatata May 2010
I wish I were sly.
Life would be more enthralling
If I were James Bond.
haiku namatata May 2010
Haikus: somewhat lame.
They serve better as segways
Between my poems.
haiku namatata May 2010
I see cottage cheese.
Too bad your Granny *******
Accentuates it.
haiku namatata May 2010
Give me a nickel
For every time they've told me
I can't write haikus.
haiku namatata May 2010
Want to play with *****.
You can forget how they feel
And need reminders.
haiku namatata May 2010
I hate hairy ****.
They're like female mustaches.
They get in your mouth.
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