haiku namatata

haiku namatata May 2010

I procrastinate.
So much wasted potential.
This poem ends with...

haiku namatata May 2010

I'm to teach P.E.
That's short for Phys Ed, but it's
More like *******.

haiku namatata May 2010

Budding, nubile girls.
They call me Mr. P.E.
God I love my job.

haiku namatata May 2010

Pity Presidents,
Both hands firmly on The Wheel.
See how fast they age?

haiku namatata May 2010

Cake Work

Our politicians
Enjoy the easiest jobs.
Won't you vote for me?

haiku namatata May 2010

Bullies, puberty,
Homework, shockless school buses.
Don't you miss high school?

haiku namatata May 2010

I don't understand
Why she gave me the clap when
It's not my birthday.