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815 · May 2014
Woman for Man
Gloria Lindberg May 2014
Twenty-six year-old female:
five foot two,
blonde hair,
green eyes,
cup size thirty-four C,
weight, one-twenty-five.

Seeking **** chauvinist
to endure long-term love,
someone in flesh and blood,
muscular, able to cure
my tender nature.

I love the outdoors
but spend my time inside crying,
tending to skeletons piled high
in closets big enough to please any woman.

I hope you reply.
I am quiet, cute, inviting,
and I’m dying
to find someone to fix,
to pick the meat
and toss the bones
into the heap.

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