1.
O Internet, where bitards’ idle hordes
Restlessly roam the gruesome imageboards!
Of many a thing abominable well
Whose nature is too terrible to tell!
The hidden lore within thy dark abyss
Proves all too well that ignorance is bliss.
2.
The Internet might straying minds attract
And shatter values hitherto intact;
Lest we by spectral joys be lured too far
Let us remember who we truly are,
To nobler goals our skills and talents vent
Offline obtaining solace and content