This month's award goes to Narelle
For clearing out some food
That had been in the office
Micro-wave oven for a few days,
By sending an email to 'all',
Advising that there are sausage rolls
In the micro-wave oven.
The usual suspects were first
To the kitchen, and ate the rolls,
Before management could send a retraction.
No freeloaders, often called 'garbage guts' were harmed in this story.