Today, I was asked
to write about muffins.
By a student, no less,
and believe me, I'm chuffed in
all the ways that mean
somethin'.
So, I've sat down today
with a few things to say
about muffins and scones
and pastries and dough; nuts!
Neglecting to mention
the unthinkable tension
between muffins and cupcakes
is a cardinal sin and, therein,
the most colossal of any possible mistakes
I could maybe be making.
Perhaps, I ought to panic less
and start my pitch with less proverbial
pastry making patisserie poems.
Perhaps.
Lil gooby poem about muffins that a student asked me to write lol.
I can't tell if the last stanza should stay in there (not the single "perhaps" but the "Perhaps, I ought") But I'm going to leave it for now.