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EVIL MTN Sep 2015
once i took a job in a nearby town

and hid it in my basemnt

and now evry time the phone rings

i wondr
EVIL MTN Sep 2015
i love you

but you don't know anything abt outer space
EVIL MTN Sep 2015
i touch the leaf that touched you

just because
EVIL MTN Sep 2015
i'm censoring how miserable i am

for the good of the swarm
EVIL MTN Sep 2015
here's a neat trick:

evry time you have to say my name

replace it with RADIOHEAD

"RADIOHEAD has been staring at rooftops again. i'm worried."

"RADIOHEAD just walked into my kitchen and took all my matches!"

"i'd like my hexing stone back now, RADIOHEAD."

"RADIOHEAD, have you been drinking?"

anyway

you should try it

i'm not quite sure what will happen

but it's gonna rain no matter what you do
EVIL MTN Sep 2015
i went to cut myself but the knife intervened

it said "here. let me."
EVIL MTN Sep 2015
question: how much of the author can we eat

how cold does it have to be before we start
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