Swept the last strands of
Fresh cut hair
Locked the door
And went down the stairs
Slight vibration
On my left rib
Pulled the phone out
From underneath my barber's bib
Heard your tone
The regret and shame
Said you would leave me
For what's-his-name
Pounded the end button
Went straight home
Settled in my bed
And put down my phone
Two hours later
Puffy eyes and stuffy nose
Looked in the mirror
Grabbed my skin hose
Five hours later
Sore arms and wet napkins
Moist from not just
My lacrymose chin
My salty reflection
Stares back at me
Shame and guilt
Guilt and glee