We all know that
Some people are cool.
Many wear hats
and jump in the pool.
You know what else is cool? Rap music! (We learn it in school.)
Anyone who can write
is always right.
They could be 20 years old, 7 or 8.
It doesn't matter, because they're all great.

But how do we know when something is great?
Does it rhyme on a dime, or does it rhyme too late?
Can we tell by what we see, or do our eyes deceive us?
It's too bad we can't always hear
such wisdom being spoken out, loud and clear.
But we all know, from our faith in me,
that I wrote this verse. Who else could it be?

Since I rhyme like that, the logic is clear:
I am wonderful, great, better than a deer.
I am God, and God is great.
If you argue with that logic,
You'll never get a date.