Cats don't like to travel, but will if it's a must.
They love to eat rodents,
But will try you if you've got no luck.
These are simple creatures
And they love to fool around.
They'll let you leave with
Scratches and bites
If you don't stroke their purring sounds.
You'd better be a little fowl
If you ever want to control
Their whirling howls.

Once upon a land long long ago
in a time far far away
There lived a girl named Sally.
She was a pretty girl
you could tell by her name.
Sally died a terrible death
but lives to this day.
She loves to see you cry and whimper
and see you go astray.
She lives all over and never leaves her place.
So beware of Sally
and her menacing cries of blame.