Happy anniversary to you, on your very extra special day

To commemorate your miraculous escape, I just have to say

That you're really quite different now, in every single way

You used to crawl, **** and cry, a crazy, ridiculous display

But now look at you, living a life comparable to only kings

With the future this bright, who knows what fortunes it brings

So as the party goes on and everyone rejoices, laughs and sings

Remember you were made 9 months ago by unspeakable things

Congratulations on making it through a another amazing year

At an age like yours, there's really only one thing left to fear

So think long and hard before that fateful wish you will make

And be extra thankful that you have and can also eat your cake

So without any doubt, cherish each and every day for god's sake

Blow the candles out, and we'll act like you really weren't a mistake!

Clouds of Coffee raining down upon us all at five dollars a drop
Making my addictions more enthusiastic to never want to stop

Take a pill, numb the pain, and forget we are all not the same
Concentrate on your brain and forgive those who are to blame

The forecast, predicts a chance of grapefruit sized Hail
Mary, full of grace, recommends covering thy face
Down, take shelter now, the storm has now reached Gale
Force winds to change their mind, time, and place
To be, in the moment, is to graciously wag your own Tail
Spin as fast as you can and enjoy the storm chase

Whether we can or whether we can't, the dust will eventually settle
Whether we plan or whether we chant, rust will inevitably **** metal

Weather we change, and ignorantly turn a collective, cold shoulder
Whether we change, and choose to actually get wiser, not just older

So if life is in fact it's very own amazing book
Let us hope it's a choose your own fate
I'm just worried before we get a real clear look
No time for reading, just a little too late

Why do you write?
Who makes the rules?
Epileptic spoon bite
Hand fed by fools

What is the Meaning?
Looking forward to more?
Another movie screening
Brief Escape from the war

The straits are quite dire
combatted with a laugh
Pearly Gates we aspire
Who's running the staff

Inevitable tears shall escape your orbitals with either joy or sadness
Look out your soul windows and decide amidst the stormy madness

Serendipity swiftly swoops in to remind thee
That it's never too late to change who we are
We all started at point A, and meet at point B
All born with a different make and model of car

Open your eyes to synchronicity and join the free
Coincidences can only be explained just so very far
So join me in serenity and lets chase our destiny
Instead of suffocating like a captured firefly in a jar

Lets Travel, Far and Wide
Leaps and Bounds
Share Secrets and Confide
Create Sacred Grounds

Lets Swim to the Moon at High Tide
While the Earth makes her Rounds
They'll never know if we truly died
We are the never lost, always founds

The fire burns within you
That need, one has to create
Excuse the improper venue
But the need is quite innate
Thoughts race from old to new
Reborn with ink,on paper's fate
Seeds were planted and grew
The Lock is broken, wide open gate

The time is now, make your move
Don't you dare ask why?
But rather, ask why not?

Someway, somehow you must prove
That you care enough to try
Maximize the time you got

Forgive,
But never forget
To live
But never regret
The past
Always think and learn
Act fast
So problems never return

The concept of legacy distracts thee
As I ironically set my thoughts free
The question is ...
Are we blessed with the ability
To achieve success and virility
Or is it that
We"re obsessed with a conquest
Of overcoming our sterility

As religion tries it's very best to **** off the human race
We try and finish off the rest, abusing our only living place
Overpopulating the nest, as we stare the sun directly in it's face
Until the final test, lets reserve front row seats in outer space

I hope we"re seated comfortably atop a Martian rafter
Witnesses of an absolutely beautiful disaster
Ghosts of dinosaurs let out Collective belly laughter
As the earth swallows a pill the very morning after
Collaborative suicide, if we could all only work together
No time to bide as our global warning comes from weather
I truly would pray, if it's not too late
For humans race to live and propogate
Spread peace and love try and **** hate
And Let us grasp our destiny and fate

The boiling Sun is shining at high noon
Time to act now, not a minute too soon
Grab an instrument, let"s all get in tune
So we can say cheers on Jupiter"s moon.