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1.8k · Apr 2012
Forbidden Love
Doktor Howl Apr 2012
Howls in the night
Keep sweet Morpheus at bay
Some things just aren't right
That ******* cat is having his way
With the Neighbor's chihuahua again
STUPID CAT!
Rats are for EATING, not for making love!
Doktor Howl Apr 2012
Oh, the pain, the assault
On my nose
The bitter humiliation
The gall of life's existence
Devoid of meaning,
Save pain
The horrible squishing between
My toes

The cat has ****** in my boots.

Again.
727 · Mar 2012
Grief Over a Dead Soldier
Doktor Howl Mar 2012
My new best friend has perished
Though I only met him last night
His company was cherished
That **** cat knocked him down
And then drank the spilled bourbon
Now I am bereft of my solace
With only the empy bottle, and
I maintain that if Coolidge were still president
This would never have happened.
687 · Mar 2012
An Ode to the New Century
Doktor Howl Mar 2012
Ah, youth, were hast thou fled?
It seems to me only yesterday that
I was dodging the draft in WWII.
Where was I?
Oh, yeah.  Someone's buggered off with
My false teeth.
It's that f*cking cat again.

— The End —