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Your probably wondering why this poem is called J. It's because there aren't any Js
Jun 2014 · 966
Celery
Celery *****
almost as much as brussel sprouts
it tastes like dirt
and feels like a twig
I don't know why
anyone even has it in their fridge
You know what also *****?
Obama

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