Tulip lover
Messy hair
The long curly kind
That gets everywhere

Rarely smiles
Resting ***** face
Can't even be bothered
To tie up his shoe lace

Mediocre poet
Deodorant obsessed
But try as he might
They'll never be impressed

Emo nerd hybrid
Doesn't do either well
Why else do you think
He's been so hard to sell

So you won't get him now
Or you'll be filled with sorrow
Cause starting today
He'll be discounted tomorrow