Most people are psychotically misinformed therefore stingy with their time love and attention overemphasing their importance to the universe...

Sigmund Freud

Note: the "anagram" for
Sigmund Freud = sum drug fiend

The girls I knew upon distant shores
Courtesans to prima donnas to wall flowers to debutants to Thai street ******

I love them all

Some hated me some begged me to stay
Some jumped on me some walked away

Like herding a field of cats

In search of love around the world
Now back in this USA can't even so much as talk to a girl

They all now just walk away
Like herding a field of cats

Customers asks to sales clerk, does this thing have a guarantee?
Yes this thing has a guarantee,
it's the thing guarantee.

Thing means: There Honestly Is No Guarantee!

D. Clare

"My age you ask is an issue of mind over matter so if you don't mind it doesn't matter."

Mark Twain

My favorite gangster of them all was Charles Salvatore Lucky Luciano from Sicily

He was also a philosopher...

"Never do anything to attract attention to yourself!"

Very wise indeed if your break this law you become unlucky...

I met a poor girl from the slums of manila
She was sweeter than a cone of ice cream her skin prettier than chocolate her kiss pure vanilla
Of her now I dream alone

She could make my heart sing a love verse
Prettier than the new miss universe

She has a young daughter
Some one else all ready got her
Why did he run away?

She lives ten thousand miles away

If only I had met her yesterday

Now I'm bummed I want that poor girl from the slums

She never ask for anything or can afford to pay no bills
Never heard of Beverly hills

Scrubs toilets for food in tattered old dress
Still I'd love to undress and caress
The poor girl from the slums...

D. Clare

Life is but a dream in an instant we are born
It's only a test to see who can survive
Most don't care if they're alive
Taking away from those who are blind
Run but can't hide all though you might try
Karma is the law of fate
We all have a date with or without a mate
Steal from me its ok you'll have to pay me back someway

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return...

D. Clare & Eden Aban

Plagerized ending