On a good day….. I love you more than cheap gasoline Even more than winning a dollar on the extra I love you more than a pocket full of quarters And more than finding the last roll of toilet paper
I love you more than finishing the milk before it sours Even more than using up the bread before it molds I love you more than Saturday morning cartoons And more than a rerun of my favourite program
I love you more than getting revenge Even more than instant Karma I love you more than watching *** fights And more than a drag of my cigarette
On a bad day…. I love you more than commuting on public transit Even more than luke warm bath water I love you more than a pocket full of pennies And more than changing my cat’s litter
I love you more than wine that resembles vinegar Even more than tasting carob when expecting chocolate I love you more than finding a fly in my soup And more than a trip to the emergency room
I love you more than taking out the trash Even more than doing the dishes I love you more than waiting in long line ups And more than receiving change from a five for something that cost $4.01