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1h · 23
g k chesterton
frightfully british but
also roman catholic
ate no meat on a friday
was always fish and chips
1d · 41
I love her
we’re both getting old,
but she still has dignity and desirability
and a demure sensuality and
all I have is a cough
1d · 25
what the f#ck ..
don’t like restaurants
are full of people
who could have stayed
at home and cooked
jumps out of bed
what have you done
  with my *******
she says
I’m late for work
  they’re on the floor
  next to my socks
if I remember
  correctly
last night       ..
your underwears me down
with it’s expectation of
fulfilment, but I’m just not in the mood
right now I’m reading
why call murderers butchers,
    when we get our lamb chops
from the butchers, and very nice they are, too
    few, those old shops   ..
the angry knocking
and the insistence
I open the door

couldn’t help wondering
what was behind it
a man of letters
who pens
upon
trivial matters in convivial inns
where his life is spent
almost invariably
in tatters       ..
love to walk alone
through the city
streets are not just for grown
ups a daisy!
2d · 30
and in his vest
alas
a loss
unless
undressed
the poor old
chap was loved
I guess
her curls
in swirls
around his chest       ..
ok so I’m alcohol dependent
you got a problem with that ?
he said I don’t know why
I ever went out with you ..
she said but you didn’t go out
with me, we just happened
to leave at the same time  ..
3d · 7
ghosts
looking back
on our old haunts
me still    ..
we brush against each
other
than that there is
nothing  ..
as she closed the
door behind her
mind was made up
opened a bottle of scotch
“how’s that going to help?”
ever tried drinking this stuff
with the lid on    ..
the castle on the hill
   is a ruin
still ruing the day when
  it fell
but I doubt there’s a case
     now for suing
worth
    pursuing
although I suppose one
   can never tell
why do people dislike politics
so much that they
prefer mob rule over civilised debate
is better than hate
5d · 26
shout
people tend to comment on
the content or subject of a poem,
rather than the form or the style
it out, mate, style it out
5d · 39
in the pub
nigel farage is a joke
is it’s on his fans the lies that aren’t
quite so funny for the rest of us, either
said the old bloke  ..
there is little conversation
over dinner as we’re concentrating
on eating I wonder what we’ll
talk about after      ..
a sunday roast
washed down with a pint
got back on the coach
and belched.
what more do you want     ..
May 29 · 16
I miss her
paul sheridan May 29
last time I wrote a poem that
was
any good was on the late lamented
deep underground poetry site about an elderly woman on the
bus who offered me a boiled
sweet,
I thought,
but no, thanks     ..
paul sheridan May 28
if you haven’t read any of the
british library crime classics, then
what is there left to talk about, muttered
the old bloke down the pub
May 27 · 29
not my local
paul sheridan May 27
sitting in a pub writing
a poem but it
wasn’t very good and the
beer was awful
May 26 · 44
like favourite uncles
paul sheridan May 26
p g wodehouse and
john betjeman made
life seem worth living
just to read them    ..
paul sheridan May 26
old bloke in the café reads his
newspaper religiously
over breakfast every morning and
thanks God for letting him be
for now
paul sheridan May 25
d h lawrence was writing
beat poetry circa 1929 with his collection
of poems called pansies, but man, they’re
something else
paul sheridan May 25
feel unsteady, seems windier than
it used to be -
don’t know if it’s a climate change thing,
or just me
my sense of balance isn’t what it was
May 24 · 101
strewth ..
paul sheridan May 24
old bloke in the pub says
he’s drunk on the unfulfilled hopes
of his youth
but in truth it’s the scotch
paul sheridan May 24
someone stops the road sweeper
and asks him the way;
he says, like this     ..
May 24 · 53
mind the gap
paul sheridan May 24
don’t get me wrong
I like trains;
it’s just getting on
May 23 · 77
scared I’ll fall
paul sheridan May 23
some days my legs work better
than others look at me oddly
as I clutch onto the railings, the wall
and you, you most of all  ..
paul sheridan May 23
the first time we met
I loved her face
but I fancied her legs
and I know that’s
sexist and objectification
but we’ve been
married for thirty two years
so who cares
May 22 · 46
creepy
paul sheridan May 22
what’s with this whole twenty
first century internet
thing about having followers,
I mean I feel like a stalker
paul sheridan May 22
rather write detective fiction
than poetry but I wouldn’t
be any good at it, and what’s
the difference? she says
I loved her enough to marry her
May 21 · 55
a little bit of love
paul sheridan May 21
stevie smith was the
greatest poet of her
age, but what’s her
age got to do with it
May 21 · 60
street market
paul sheridan May 21
just recently discovered
   christina rossetti on a second
hand book stall
  down the market there were
others shouting their wares so much louder,
   but who cares
May 21 · 47
stick and carrot
paul sheridan May 21
use a stick since my stroke
approximately four years
ago it was when I last ran for a
bus, but I don’t miss it
May 20 · 313
used to linger
paul sheridan May 20
aren’t as many second hand
bookshops on the charing cross road as
there were when I was younger
of course, so were they   ..
May 20 · 41
crab paste
paul sheridan May 20
ate our sandwiches sitting
on the steps leading up to
the art gallery
it’s a matter of taste, she says
May 20 · 52
love museums
paul sheridan May 20
love museums full of stone age
artefacts, the odd roman sandal or two
and victorian pottery, and all
those insects skewered beneath glass cases
not solved by pulling faces
at what our ancestors got up to
paul sheridan May 19
can’t see a way out at all
     wherever one looks there’s just wall
    and yes, one solitary gate
      whereby they gather to await
    the old fool
May 17 · 34
authoritarian times
paul sheridan May 17
most people around here
take democracy for
granted they vote for the fascist  ..
May 17 · 134
nearly closing time
paul sheridan May 17
old bloke in the pub says
buy me a pint and I’ll be grateful
for ever mate, neither of us
have got that long       ..
May 17 · 54
can’t talk now
paul sheridan May 17
the pub at lunchtime
is quiet, he says,
I’m eating
paul sheridan May 17
this is all knew
I’d find it odd
my dear
May 16 · 54
leaves
paul sheridan May 16
leaves him alone
in the wood
are all he has    ..
paul sheridan May 16
just a glove, which everyone takes off
with well honed mimicry,
knuckles exposed, brittle *****
in their lack of symmetry, groaned
as they all have a hand in correctly mocking
all the above
May 16 · 69
but, look ..
paul sheridan May 16
let’s do lunch tomorrow
not sure if I can make it
I’m not asking you to cook
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