paul sheridan

paul sheridan May 24

strewth ..

old bloke in the pub says
he’s drunk on the unfulfilled hopes
of his youth
but in truth it’s the scotch

paul sheridan May 24

directions, man, directions!

someone stops the road sweeper
and asks him the way;
he says, like this ..

paul sheridan May 24

mind the gap

don’t get me wrong
I like trains;
it’s just getting on

paul sheridan May 23

scared I’ll fall

some days my legs work better
than others look at me oddly
as I clutch onto the railings, the wall
and you, you most of all ..

paul sheridan May 23

she’s always had beautiful legs

the first time we met
I loved her face
but I fancied her legs
and I know that’s
sexist and objectification
but we’ve been
married for thirty two years
so who cares

paul sheridan May 22

creepy

what’s with this whole twenty
first century internet
thing about having followers,
I mean I feel like a stalker

paul sheridan May 22

can’t help but love her

rather write detective fiction
than poetry but I wouldn’t
be any good at it, and what’s
the difference? she says

I loved her enough to marry her