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Dan Scully Jan 2018
Oh, Thin Candy Shell
How well you protect your center
Be it chocolate
Peanut
Almond
Peanut butter or
Crisped rice
You make it touch only my tongue
And my tummy
Hark! Tis glorious!
But usually I get rainbow fingers.
Jan 2018 · 164
Get a Life (after death)
Dan Scully Jan 2018
In the afterlife there are cliques
Souls who mingle based on commonality
One group bonds over their method of death
An AC unit falls from a window
Smash
Dead
They are called “the Cool Kids.”
Dan Scully Dec 2016
Oh drat!
Here comes the cat
Gonna eat my food and call me fat

Oh snap!
He's taking a crap
Gonna bury it deep and sit on my lap

Oh criminy!
He's acting all subliminy
Gonna read my mind and judge my ...
Okay fine, I love this cat and we are best friends.
Dec 2016 · 249
The Conversation
Dan Scully Dec 2016
We need to have a conversation, you and I
But you are not permitted to speak
For I am loudest and most damaged
You owe me this, for I am weak

It is not your turn to be heard this time
Do not refute or I grow louder
I am small, broken, and disenfranchised
And I could not be prouder

So this conversation we shall have today
For the times say it is required
I know all, because I've been there
And frankly, I'm very tired

So let's share some information, you and I
But only I -- not to berate you
Anywho, I need to be going now
I haven't time to educate you

— The End —