Oh drat!
Here comes the cat
Gonna eat my food and call me fat

Oh snap!
He's taking a crap
Gonna bury it deep and sit on my lap

Oh criminy!
He's acting all subliminy
Gonna read my mind and judge my ...
Okay fine, I love this cat and we are best friends.

We need to have a conversation, you and I
But you are not permitted to speak
For I am loudest and most damaged
You owe me this, for I am weak

It is not your turn to be heard this time
Do not refute or I grow louder
I am small, broken, and disenfranchised
And I could not be prouder

So this conversation we shall have today
For the times say it is required
I know all, because I've been there
And frankly, I'm very tired

So let's share some information, you and I
But only I -- not to berate you
Anywho, I need to be going now
I haven't time to educate you