by peggy boone
Prissy is my pet cat and these haiku have come from the mind of a cat. i am spoiled rotten when i am upset i pout let me have my own way my dish is empty get it filled up pretty soon i am the big boss mouse in the kitchen you have to get it yourself not interested i do not need bathed i do not like the water i can bathe myself you can move your chair give me back my little stool it belongs to me they are mean to me i cannot sit anywhere except on my stool where are my goodies you never give me enough i am still hungry i am so hungry put food into my food dish you have ten minutes mommy is not boss she does what I tell her i am the big boss i am mommy's cat i go to her for my food but Peggy loves me i am a good girl i do not tear anything up i am a good cat i want my own way the house it belongs to me i am spoiled rotten i got my stool back now please leave me alone taking a long nap i am lo lazy all i think about is sleeping and having dinner my name is Prissy not Fuzzy Butt or what name you have to call me i got shots today Mommy and Peggy took me i am mad at them leave me alone please it does not matter fleas or no fleas there will be no bath i am the big boss my family does nothing without my say so an empty food dish i do not like very well also shots and baths i am so lonely pay some attention to me do what I tell you i caught a small mouse Mommy and Peggy praised me so proud of myself i am a good girl mommy and Peggy love me such a good kitty love my little bed no one can sit upon it bed belongs to me i caught a small mouse it was very delicious i ate the whole thing it is suppertime no one has come to feed me i am so hungry stop digging mom says you leave fur clumps on the floor fur belongs to me i got a new toy it is a mouse on a stick Peggy plays with me mom is in my chair if i pace and peer at her she will take the hint i am so upset mommy and Peggy left me i am so lonesome i got wet today mom made me stay on the porch so mad at mommy going to get my shots forced to go against my will running and hiding a mouse in the house makes a really good cat toy after it is dead i was sick last year did not like medicine i am better now