My darling I would do anything to have you back
I would consult the dark lord in his throne
The love I have for you is beyond my words
I would go through dungeons and different worlds
I would face three-headed creatures on my way
To get you out of the darkness that holds you
O mighty dark lord, please may you spare the life of my wife
Under one condition that she doesn't take one look back
If she does I will capture her and imprison her in my kingdom
And she will be gone forever and ever