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chump Jul 2016
Drunk ***** mother
Screws another another
Hard working father
Taxes alimony smother
Kids home alone
Raised by the brother
Trading her food stamps
For ***** like other drunk tramps
In another car wreck
Drunk ***** fine
Hurt the kids neck
Cops and judge say
What the heck
Just keep sending her
That fat check
Im disgusted  by the lack of compassion for fathers in this totally unbalanced court system
2.9k · Jun 2016
ball cancer icecream
chump Jun 2016
to hell wih your ****
what about my *****
throw your breast cancer fits
ignore my testicular calls
pink ribbon products all around
no ball cancer ice cream anywhere found
my sack has no chance
in this pseudo equality dance
1.2k · Jul 2016
booty and the feast
chump Jul 2016
at the buffet with a bucket
your *** says youve said **** it
one more bite and you might up chuck it
your size is plus
your car is a bus
your gut needs a truss
one more piece of cake
when that thing starts to shake
gonna turn into a ***** quake
aint no way to find no pants that fits
floppy ***** all up in your arm pits
forget the front you got bigger back ****
gotta pop your beauty bubble
for face meat you got double
you cant see them but your cankles are in trouble
so put down the bucket
tell your spoon shovel to **** it
find a carrot stick and **** it
1.0k · Jun 2016
hippo crite
chump Jun 2016
hows your love life
are you somebodys exwife
do you lie fat and cry
blame him and not try
does the single life taste bad
try another old picture want ad
you say your fat but youre fixxing it
but you still want a man that is bank and fit
im a fat wallet dude sweet *** on to sit
but ill pass on your jabba **** blubbery ***
youve wrinkled your envelope really bad
you still claim youre beautiful wow thats sad
far from your sloth nest is where i will fly
and grind my hips on some younger thin thigh
see ive got an exwife
and now i love life
615 · Jul 2016
two titties to paradise
chump Jul 2016
you can choose the devil clown
but prepare for a let down
she'll fight for fake rights
walk away from all fights
she'll try to take all of our  guns
but stand up for all the ***** nuns
she'll hand out free pills
to each baby she kills
make excuses for our losses
break up families and burn the crosses
tell  the women to go stag
and clap her hands if your a ***
her beliefs and her face are both a fake up
red horned bones in expensive make up
so checking the box to give her her way
puts us on a path of broke, single and gay
573 · Jun 2016
plural
chump Jun 2016
the human races
color
separates us
infuriates us
words
divide us
suicide us
violence
drives us
deprives us
if
peace
provides us
guides us
actions
enlight us
unite us
color
eludes us
includes us
the human race
569 · Jul 2016
milk for jimmy's kids
chump Jul 2016
jimmy walking home
no street lights no phone
wrong side of the walk
ruff thugs jimmy all talk
pigs all stumped about the whos and the dids
jimmy trying to get back with some milk for his kids
im eighteen and crying
cant believe jimmy is dying
my world getting grim
so i got to the gym
hitting the bag, not the ****
crushing the heavy, building the speed
fueled by rage
and my economic cage
gonna make the **** bleed
if im his next evil deed
just a trying normal dude
forced to be evil and rude
workin' and scrapin'
among the death and the rapin'
dont know no god now im the fear inside satan
keepin' my head up lookin' out past the skids
holdin' my own and bring milk to jimmy's kids
565 · Jun 2016
cunt juggler
chump Jun 2016
they call him the **** juggler
goes strait for the vajuggular
gonna squirt his hole jug in her
feed her the giant slug dinner
****** pink into **** sinner
his **** is the pink hug winner
542 · Jul 2016
cookie fetish
chump Jul 2016
good at $elling cookie$
girl $cout$ are pretty in tent$
no cookie$ for boys
chump Jul 2016
blue dome
my home
cant roam
needles in the foam

signs
fines
crimes
deaf mimes

its all wrong
no song
no ****
short light dark long

greed enslaves
everyone craves
corpse in the waves
crash on our graves

peace slipped from hand
glass in the sand
wounded sky around land
consequences grand

our apathy trust
possessions our ******
oblivion with gust
we'll even trample our dust...
489 · Jun 2016
some
chump Jun 2016
i want to see faces
with no traces
of the places
they're from

you're from here
i'm from there
this isn't fair
its dumb

my castle is tall
your portion is small
get against the wall
you ***

we shouldn't use pigment
to lable indignant
our souls get malignant
and numb

if we could build paradise
it would have to be nice
don't even think twice
just come

violence will stall
prejudice will fall
there will be justice for all
not some
472 · Jun 2016
fatty boo hoo
chump Jun 2016
boo hoo fatty, your love life is poor
what did you glut all those ding dongs for
you cant find a man who will stay anymore
look at that thin girl with the super fine ***
while you gorge on the sugar water glass after glass
slothing through life as a blubbering mass
yes, its your ******* fault
your over eating wont hault
so digest my insults with a bucket of salt
put down the diet pill
roll up on to a treadmill
and stop scarfing more than your fill
its just not attractive
when your jaws are over active
from a "10" your shamu suit is detractive
lets be realistic
cow ******* is sadistic
a hundred pounds or so should do the trick
its the gross parts
like the arm pit farts
and the stretch marks laid out like fault line charts
back in the day
before it was cool to be gay
to the fat chicks we said no way
458 · Jun 2016
still
chump Jun 2016
i dont love her
i lied
i cant stop
i tried
i am strong
i cried
i am hope
i died
392 · Jul 2016
skin and bones
chump Jul 2016
when skin and bones she was beautiful
at grubbing ding dongs she was dutiful
now cellulite she has a ***** full
392 · Jun 2016
clap
chump Jun 2016
to thunderous applause
the devil descended with cause
offering the little things
trading her chains for our golden rings

the devil descended with cause
killing our freedom with her evil laws
trading her chains for our golden rings
forsaking logic for the song she sings

killing our freedom with her evil laws
offering the little things
forsaking logic for the song she sings
to thunderous applause
pantoum
365 · Jun 2016
a room in memphis
chump Jun 2016
you aint nothin but a tan *****
honey open the door
go away tan *****
baby its cold i got our daughter
******* you just a tan *****

i lay still in the brief silence

open the door our baby is cold
tan *****
where we supposed to go
tan ***** tan ***** tan *****
at least let our baby in woman

i packed in silence

a car starts
a man cries
not black enough
where does white stop
and black begin

hand him my key and drive into the darkness...
358 · Jun 2016
honey
chump Jun 2016
it's so not funny
my fat gut rubbed with honey
wipe my *** with the fur of a bunny
you cant afford me but its still worth the money
this ***** so ******* old its oatmeal is runny
wheres the over easy girls whos upside is sunny
357 · Jul 2016
mammary secretions
chump Jul 2016
tell the man he needs a wife
tell the horse he needs a saddle
do we owe the past our life
float down the river throw out our paddle

should i not complain
you advance i remain
stereotype me from the past
your fabulous image changing so fast

we'll be shakin to the rapper
renamed lawrence welk
its too late now to slap her
the future is all about the milk
348 · Jul 2016
songs of my heart
chump Jul 2016
done at the start
the songs of my heart
covered in violence
love now is silence
my hearts roots go deep
but at the surface i weep
so my true existence
keeps its distance
323 · Jun 2016
state of disunion
chump Jun 2016
I get my power from the people
the people with dark skin
or the racist or the sexist
I'd guess you'd say my kin
sure i'm a ****
but they'd vote for me again

go on you gay boys
and pack your fudge
you make me sick
but I wont judge
your limp wristed vote
will give me a nudge

no comprendo
no problemo
our border is abierto

ladies our babies
you can ****
I know you wont use it
but you can have a free pill

you abandoned your men
to promote other races
what I got planned for you
we wont see your faces

your just a tool
until your country splits
then i'll stick your high heels
where just the heel fits
barefoot and pregnant
no silicone ****

my IQ is low
the conclusion is forgone
more further proof
that I am a *****
i'm changing this place
I got my muslim groove on

I **** on your laws
and you don't do a thing
i'm strutting around
like I was a king

catch me red handed
I couldn't care less
my back pocket's got
the main stream press

they repeat my lies
like a brainless parrot
while I lead you away
from buffet
with a carrot


in the office of oval
the loss is a total
that taste in your mouth
it's totally scrotal

to liars and ****-ups
promotions i'll give
our national security
will leak like a sieve

if I was a civilian
and still such a villian
my worthless *******
in prison would be chillin'

when America aint free
blame it all on me
you'll be china's *****
just wait and see
third world country
from sea to shining sea
on one of nato's thrones
is where I'll be

i'm the fascist, smashist
of the constitution
I can't over state
your future disillusion
I'm here to **** up
your state of union..
322 · Jul 2016
billary bent on
chump Jul 2016
Just another Clinton
Who's totally bent on
******* things up

We'll let her ***** the world
Just so the oval gets girl'd
And the Pres squeeze out a pup

Her IQ is subliminal
Her intentions criminal
Evil thoughts can't interupt

I can only hope
While she is smoking her dope
That the cancer eats her abrupt
318 · Jul 2016
god's last chance
chump Jul 2016
while ive never approved
of the world he has moved
nor seen eye to eye
with the lights in the sky
i see all the greed
and all of the need
for more than chance or even or odd
to fight human evil we built a good god

its all so unfair
can he really be there
so i put to the test
which one of us best
no im not the devil
its gods will to dishevel
so while he got his kicks
i made a bargain to fix
all this pain so rife
i would trade my life

the boy in the bed that cant go to school
his mother sits crying wiping the drool
the fat freckled redhead always the fool
the thin pale smart girl never be cool
do you feel all mighty our hearts just a tool
should be you in the corner pointed hat small stool

you know how i feel
so heres your one deal
do what you like
on a cross or a spike
i offer you me
to right what i see

nothing has changed
lifes still deranged
im still the same
i just dont play his game
314 · Jun 2016
wasted breath
chump Jun 2016
Susie is five
she wants
to be a dancer

little billy is lost
and asked
god for an answer

a widow and mother
prays
for a man to romance her

but gods reply was

cancer
cancer
cancer

might as well ask

donner
or blitzen
or prancer
314 · Jun 2016
man zoo
chump Jun 2016
ladies good day today to you
a good day to get through to you
a look back today at a day before just you
we are all off today for a day at the man zoo
not just pics on the walls
you will really see *****
hear ancient mating calls
live ones milked in stalls
309 · Jun 2016
rhymes with unt
chump Jun 2016
my blind vision of love is a dripping ****
an oral vacuum, the wrong end of a shunt
need it, bleed it, **** what you really want
chained to a pig when its beef that you hunt
praised for your lies and punished for blunt
pain for the young soul, freedom's growth to stunt
nature's blood in prision, the king's a ******* runt
hand you the world because your pink sack's worth a grunt
305 · Jun 2016
warmest heart (lyrics)
chump Jun 2016
its a sad sad story
no matter where you start
the breaking of
the warmest heart

i was looking for love
that the world couldnt tear apart
but ive got the losing thing
down to an art

i can hear the symphony
i dont fear the epiphany
or the thought of love for me
just the thought it will never be

but what are the chances
as the universe dances
endless finite romances
just a long look at all my glances

and in my loves memory
the ends are all i can see
is there no one for me
dont want to live in a tragedy

its a sad sad story
no where near the start
the breaking of
the warmest heart

ive stopped looking for love
my hearts been torn apart
now ive got the lonely thing
down to an art

i cant hear the symphony
therell be no re-epiphany
theres no thought of love for me
just the thought it will never be

im tired of taking chances
ive got no time for pointless dances
i dont believe in true romances
my heart is blind to others glances

and in my faded memory
the end is still all i see
there is no one for me
im living in a tragedy.
304 · Jun 2016
women with guns
chump Jun 2016
the democrats said
its the guns you should dread
the head-lines read
the fith amendment is dead
1000's of women ***** in their own bed
permanent victims of the lies you were fed
threw down the rights for which your fathers bled
you offered your wrists by chains now you're led
290 · Jun 2016
buy products
chump Jun 2016
dont buy vaginal products made with vaginal byproducts
287 · Jun 2016
cunning
chump Jun 2016
the cunning little ****
born beautiful but runt
everyone sipping
you're always dripping
in the back of the cave
a child bearing slave
from our love and caring
it's freedom we're sharing
it bought a smile for a while
but now a man's role is on trial
it's all women in college
and if power is knowledge
this gift we made
is now a punitive trade
at two rules you are daft
like just we face the draft
unfair is only proper
if it's you that will prosper
it's never enough
you're making it rough
for compassion to appear
at the drop of your tear
if you think that your freedom has been earned
see the map where her freedom is still yearned
262 · Jun 2016
chains of gender
chump Jun 2016
I remember when the red lens of life was paler
my sea of bitter
just a puddle in the distance
And my raft wings
Blinded from the things that were wrong
By the briteness of my own eyes
Looking only at the can and can'ts and not the whys
Doing my part with a clear conscience  
And a pure heart
The deck of opportunity stacked for my demise
And those I adored to rise
This debt I owed
This restitution bestowed
A diguise of greed
And power's need
The future to tender
There's no surrender
To the chains of gender
The crimson of my visions hue
Grows as deep as my sea
chump Jul 2016
I can feel the end
I've no room left to bend
Straight to hell all this will send

Punitive laws effect change
Nature's ways to derange
Separate rules to estrange

Take from one give to another
If in doubt rule for the mother
Elevate the sister and hold back the brother

Just 200 years if you could read youre a witch
But that's not enough time for this kind of switch
Your rocket to the top leaves us in a ditch

If we put the hens in charge
Next door's roosters will barge
loss of women's freedom large

There'll be and end to the time
When your life was sublime
You had it all on my dime
255 · Jul 2016
a girl and her gun
chump Jul 2016
what do you fear when what they fear is you
are you who'd be standing when the fight is through
if you looked in the future your children would be too
nature intended
its genes be defended
on superiority it depended
nature would say
the big man has his way
one thing makes a difference  today
how many fights
how many dark nights
how many streets with no lights
when the violence was done
was not the man who had won
the victor the girl and her gun.
254 · Jul 2016
devil
chump Jul 2016
point the whites of your eyes
at the pink of her thighs
let them chew through the disguise
the devil is just her size
253 · Jun 2016
ruins
chump Jun 2016
i am scorched by the tepid waters of our love
anchored in the depth of apathy your heart can't rise above
i am chilled by the fire i know should rage in you too
the rare spark i had kindled has now dwindled to through
my hopes razed my reality dazed your feelings unfazed
love unamazed no chance at the paradise our fates grazed
the abyss for my heart since yours it has tasted
sightless and dreamless the future is wasted
253 · Jul 2016
experienced claws
chump Jul 2016
think thats not blood on her finger nails
it isnt pink its red when it pales
253 · Jul 2016
hold your peace
chump Jul 2016
i could feel the urgency
i was on the verge of an emergency
on the precipice of epiphany
it was about to come to me
stop
don't do it
run
but then
i do
too late
it's done
251 · Jun 2016
broken voice (lyrics)
chump Jun 2016
my heart is thin
I can't let you in
our love is over
before it begins

fractures and slices
from the pain of love's vices
dulled to the feelings
and the taste of what life is



the broken voice it
only in dreams
sings

lifted safely
on unconscious
wings

of joy and love it
can speak of these
things

the broken voice
only in dreams
sings


fearless and tearless
traits i'd hold dearest
but sorrow and doubt
are the things I have nearest

of all joy i'm bereft
this shell i have left
empty and heartless
no risk of theft



the broken voice it
only in dreams
sings

lifted safely
on unconscious
wings

of joy and love it
can speak of these
things

the broken voice
only in dreams
sings
246 · Jun 2016
the run
chump Jun 2016
Today too young to run to chase the fun
An endless time til done out pace the sun
From thrills to bills and ills to hide from death
The still the chill the will to take a breath
Tonight to hard to walk too old to drive
You fight you try to find the why survive
Your plight your wish to quit the thought surmise
Delight you rise and pain restrained surprise
You realize the wind so warm content
At peace released from want from war from rent
245 · Jun 2016
PULL MY HAIR
chump Jun 2016
life is sweet
in the dough mane
of the horse cookie
236 · Jun 2016
revenge of freedom
chump Jun 2016
women round the world
seem to lose their voice
in the lands were the men
don't give it by choice
the women in my life
have men on their side
on the road to freedom
they're invited to ride
tragic to me
they can't seem to rejoice
it wasn't our lock
but we gave you the key
so I wish you could see
liberator, not oppressor
when you look at me
234 · Jun 2016
the lions and me part one
chump Jun 2016
The day had come when the lion's were at peace. The he's and she's lived at ease but envy came like a disease. It started first with the she's with cubs that had cubs. The first of the she's who's fur the wrong way the he rubs. He had put down his claws he had put down his clubs he loves the feel of his fur when she rubs. She didn't feel grand when he opened his hand because he still ruled the land. His size and his strength she didn't take light but this wouldn't be this kind of fight. The she's would stand it for now and endure their true plight but would withhold and then whisper all through the night
234 · Jul 2016
dont (lyrics)
chump Jul 2016
time and time ive seen you wink
and why wouldnt you think
that id like to have a drink
or two with you

you think im just playin it cool
but im tired of playing the fool
so why cant you see that this bar stool
aint made for two

i think ill refrain
from enduring the pain
my hearts filled with disdain
i wont fight loves war

i hear some have won
but not me im done
this just isnt fun
like it was before


ill bet your interests are a bore
youll want less and ill want more
youll make pleasing you an impossible chore
so quit trying to drag me on the floor

i dont need love anymore
i hate the game
i dont want to know the score
i dont care about the moon
i dont care about the rain
i just care about the pain
i dont need to feel
so theres the door


its been some time since ive seen you wink
so long why would i think
you still want me to have a drink
or two with you

i think your just playin it cool
your tired of winking at the fool
i think you can see that this bar stool
aint made for two


ill bet our interests are a bore
we'll want less and we'll want more
we'll make pleasing you an impossible chore
so quit trying to drag me on the floor

we dont need love anymore
we hate the game
we dont want to know the score
we dont care about the moon
we dont care about the rain
we just care about the pain
we dont need to feel
so theres the door
230 · Jun 2016
the will of men
chump Jun 2016
if not for men
and their will to open
their fists and their hearts
tragic feminine beasts of burden
the will of men still in  
their carts
224 · Jul 2016
womans bathroom
chump Jul 2016
his home is his castle is a bunch of *******
stand and **** in a place you should sit
222 · Jun 2016
unnatural
chump Jun 2016
im content with our natural state  
your upset with your gender trait    
i will invite you  just as you are  
you look at wallets and the shine of a car  
jealous of power of bigger and stronger  
sick of your part youll play it no longer  
take all my good things leave me with the bad  
while my heritage your robbing i shouldnt be mad  
between your legs you found a tool  
your trying to use it to make me a fool
bent that dominant didnt choose her
i see shes just a sore loser
221 · Jul 2016
hell no
chump Jul 2016
why should i feel
roll like a wheel
slip like a peel
pig like a squeal

re-shuffle the deal
new kharma to steal
feast my next meal
live something real

now that has appeal
213 · Jun 2016
not lazy
chump Jun 2016
relaxing
is
hard
work
213 · Jul 2016
space
chump Jul 2016
plane ticket
i said good
buy
211 · Jun 2016
unknown
chump Jun 2016
a stringless guitar
strums a lifetime of passion
a blind audience
207 · Jul 2016
does the devil have demons
chump Jul 2016
she said everyone has demons
you can see them in their eyes
as she stared into mine
can you see my demons
you dont have any thats why im afraid
what are you afraid of
im afraid theyll find you
why would they find me
because they are looking for me
not anymore
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