Trading eyelash bats for diamond rings
Seems to be the
Trend
Her love depends
Love is no longer eternal
But correl-
-lating in yearly length to karats
Negatively I think
Give me a souvenir shop mood ring
Maybe in the shape of a sea turtle
Press it onto my finger
And promise me your heart
Seriously watched an ad on YouTube for rings (James Allen???) immediately upon posting this....