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1.8k · May 2014
Red as Roses
Chris Candless May 2014
Rock my pelvis
Like a pervey grandma's scorn
**** my big daddy
Like it's ****** ****
Dance on my fatty
Like a foxtrot patty
But only if you really want to.
1.6k · May 2014
You're golden.
Chris Candless May 2014
Shapless nips
I can't find a bra that fits
Bony hips
Every thong I wear rips
***, a ***** so big you convex
I like my coffee black and bold
Just like I like my *****
1.1k · Jul 2014
Lazy Faces
Chris Candless Jul 2014
Keep talking girl that's what I need right now
Give me that constant conversation
This ain't even about you, this is my ego *******
Everybody smokin' my green, not a second thought
They ain't know I laced it
Get your faces lazy, you love it, you say it's tastey, but you can't taste it
Yeah, nobody's catching me erasing faces
Black or white, it's all the same when we're talking bout races, but nobody's up for chillin'
Everybody calls me a musician but I'm just a villian
Let's be honest, I haven't been killin, but I'm sellin
Got all my stacks on debit
***** I'm the credit, and I take it all
I'm ******* Cinderalla, didn't even have to take her to the ball, she went alone
The only things said was gag
Yeah everything's flipped now, ******* be fetching my bone

Bouncing hoes with my bose
****** nose, ****** nose
Where's Dusty White
Never said what I do is right
But nothings really right or wrong
Got too many ideas, but first where's my light
There's her *****, now it's outta sight

Sorry I get a little distracted
Give me that loop, now where's my follow up
Play hoops like Lebron, in the hood errybody's like Sup?
But I can't stand it, wish I wasn't this way
Probably be better if I just shut up
My pick up lines are stupid, cause I don't use em
I just pick her up, and then we **** and I leave
I'd be ******* surprised if anything I said she believed
But when I was kid my dad was always like do s'em
Don't have to try, but I'm stuck, just want a normal life, but I'm just getting higher
Keep my nose out, see if I can't find another buyer
406 · May 2014
Let's go to the fair!
Chris Candless May 2014
Fair, fare, fair.
Why are they all pronounced the same?
Who cares, cares, cares.
I still wonder why.
But really,
Who gives a ****?

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