Today I made a girl cry
She wanted to know why,
Why, why, why, why, why?
she started to pry
I started to lie
I said with a sigh
I drink to much rye?
Eat to much pie?
I will most certainly try
To straighten my tie
I then said goodbye
Desired to get high
drank some more rye
started to fly
When she caught my eye
Legs you could die
slit up her thigh
She wasn't quite shy
So I had some more pie
Today I made a girl cry
She wanted to know
Why why why why why
And wished me to die
I gave it a try
Do you want to know
Why, why why why why
It's because I'm a guy
That is wry!