Laugh while you can boys
So proud in your crisp new uniforms
The flush of youth
Fresh in your cheeks
Laugh while you can
For it won't be long
Before your uniforms will be dirtied
From the grime of war
And your youth will have vanished
Fallen from your cheeks
To be replaced by the ashen mark of death
Laugh now boys
While there's laughter left to share

It's times like this
When life is so still
And I get so lonely
I don't mind
Silent companionship
Sipping on a frozen mocha
Admiring the weather
Feeling the sun on my feet
Nothing else
Would seem quite as sweet

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today

To celebrate

The death of Greed

and his brother, Selfishness

their widows

foolish Pride

and rash Anger

have been rendered incapable in their grief

Violence,

so shocked by the news

has decided to retire

due to the loss of these prime employees

the corporation

War

Has shut down

And is being replaced by a large branch of Peace