I'm glad I'll drive your next girl insane
With my phantom kisses that
May or may not have left stains on your brain.
Because you see, as perfect as she will be,
I **** red lipstick and trilbies and kohl
And it's rare in a woman to be able to watch Top Gear
Without thinking of safety hazards, and seatbelts.
I hope she knows that however loose she wears her hair,
She'll never be as wild as me.
And as cool as she sounds,
I have a bite like a kiwi,
And I always leave an after taste that isn't strawberry and sugar.
So yeah, she's suave and calm and collected, and that is **** fine,
I'll give her that.
But I'm sarcastic.
And I call you out when you become too boring,
Like for instance,
Not making me mad at you at least once a day
For making me think about things that I would like to just blitz over
As I do with many other things
Like the people who loved us.
Because all we needed was each other.
And although she pouts,
I smirk.
She has big eyes, but mine are of lynxes.
I'm your own personal minx.
And she knows I'll always be wrapped around your neck.
And however close she gets to you
I'm always right beside you, inside you
Every breath she takes,
Every mistake in love you make.