My mailbox is empty
But my mind is full of anxiety
Today I got a flat tire
It reminded me of my own ****** desire
Mother always said "cameron you're special"
But never in my life did I win a medal
All I did was sit at home
and eat my fruity pebbles
Did i ever mention i hate hypocrisy?
Too bad thats my main know quality
As a child I wanted to be a bricklayer
But father said "eat up and be a football player"
I always hated school
I always saw it as a cesspool
Now I'm at that point in my life
I better choose a career or go to the afterlife
I don't know what else to say
So just know everything will a-okay . . .
I'm really going to turn this into a song