Scott: Poems

Aggravated and Agitated (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

Aggravated and Agitated (Haiku)

God, slow down, for real
We have almost reached mach 5
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Butterfingers and Eggo Waffles (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

Butterfingers and Eggo Waffles (Haiku)

Craving has begun
They taste so freaking good dude
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Comfort and Consolidation (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

Comfort and Consolidation (Haiku)

Dank memes comfort me
MLG Four Twenty brah
It's Snowing on Mt. Fuji

Hatred and Cynicism (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

Hatred and Cynicism (Haiku)

Scratch that, I hate Ben
He thinks Mt. Fuji is imaginary
It's SNOWING on Mt.Fuji

My love, My all (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

My love, My all (Haiku)

Mt. Fuji is snow
On Mt. Fuji, it's snowing
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

My Troubles, My Shivers (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

My Troubles, My Shivers (Haiku)

Mya is a dingus
Jeff wants his ******* answers
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Retraction and Regret (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

Retraction and Regret (Haiku)

Never mind, Ben *****
He doesn't like Mt. Fuji
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Satire and Cynics (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

Satire and Cynics (Haiku)

Ben is pretty rad
He knows about math n stuff
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Satire and Sarcasm (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

Satire and Sarcasm (Haiku)

I hate the wage gap
**** the stupid slim jim guy
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Spelunking for the truth (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

Spelunking for the truth (Haiku)

College is very fun
Drinky drinky drinky drink
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

The dilemma of my past (Haiku

Scott Mar 2015

The dilemma of my past (Haiku

Dank memes surround me
The snow never ends out here
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

The King, The All Ruling (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

The King, The All Ruling (Haiku)

Hail The Lord Becker
Long may he reign over all men
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Time flows and stalls (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

Time flows and stalls (Haiku)

Scheduling is fun
Ha just kidding, I totes lied
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Tragedy, loss of the soul's happiness (Haiku)

Scott Mar 2015

Tragedy, loss of the soul's happiness (Haiku)

Kirkland Signature
Purified drinking water
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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