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Sep 2012
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give the girl a cupcake
she wants a retake
smooth over all her mistakes
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Aug 2012
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They could not define me
I could not define myself
Who could tell who I was?
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Aug 2012
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Your words are only words to me
They are coming from your open mouth
Lips moving, and saying nothing
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Sep 2012
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You ask again
Another favor
When will I start saying no with an exclamation point?
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Sep 2012
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You, whom I have loved violently
Unrestrained
You are my abundant yield
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Aug 2012
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People mess up my head
They mess up my head big time
Their opinions become mine
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Aug 2012
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I would rather not be alone
But I would also rather not be with people I don’t like
Either way, I lose
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Aug 2012
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Have you ever been mauled by a tiger?
Neither have I
But I still know the feeling
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Aug 2012
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Can I catch the stars
Falling from the night sky
Or will I be bombarded by their beauty
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Aug 2012
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She’s broken
All over the floor in glass pieces
Do you know how to fix her?
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Aug 2012
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Please do not walk over my remains
I have had enough of walking over
I am sick to death of skinny heels
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Sep 2012
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The first time I faced our pain
The pain I gave to you
I wanted to turn into a cloud
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Sep 2012
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When it is over
What did I learn?
The same as anyone learns from defeat
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Sep 2012
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I have been churned like butter
Whipped solid
In a mixing bowl of confusion
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Sep 2012
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My brain
What an interesting find
It is a little city of macaroni
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Sep 2012
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Life is super hard for me
More than most people
Maybe they put something in my coffee every morning
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Sep 2012
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I now wear frogs as feet
And black tents to hide my layers
I don’t bother with makeup (except the lips)
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Sep 2012
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We tried a new church today
And what I found is
musicians make better musicians than preachers
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Sep 2012
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You do not tell me what you think
You keep it in your throat
One hard, thick lump of repressed opinion
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Sep 2012
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To all those suffering today
Write it down
Sometimes suffering sounds beautiful
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Sep 2012
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Sometimes I think I have it bad
And then I realize I’ve never been shipwrecked
Or skipped a meal
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