Bad Haiku: Poems

Sep 2012 · 2.3k

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Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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To all those suffering today
Write it down
Sometimes suffering sounds beautiful

Sep 2012 · 2.2k

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Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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You do not tell me what you think
You keep it in your throat
One hard, thick lump of repressed opinion

Sep 2012 · 2.3k

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Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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You ask again
Another favor
When will I start saying no with an exclamation point?

Sep 2012 · 1.9k

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Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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We tried a new church today
And what I found is
musicians make better musicians than preachers

Sep 2012 · 1.9k

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Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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I now wear frogs as feet
And black tents to hide my layers
I don’t bother with makeup (except the lips)

Sep 2012 · 3.0k

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Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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give the girl a cupcake
she wants a retake
smooth over all her mistakes

Sep 2012 · 1.3k

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Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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Life is super hard for me
More than most people
Maybe they put something in my coffee every morning

Sep 2012 · 1.5k

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Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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My brain
What an interesting find
It is a little city of macaroni

Sep 2012 · 1.1k

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Sometimes I think I have it bad
And then I realize I’ve never been shipwrecked
Or skipped a meal

Sep 2012 · 962

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Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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I have been churned like butter
Whipped solid
In a mixing bowl of confusion

Sep 2012 · 1.0k

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Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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You, whom I have loved violently
Unrestrained
You are my abundant yield

Sep 2012 · 804

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Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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When it is over
What did I learn?
The same as anyone learns from defeat

Sep 2012 · 699

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Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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The first time I faced our pain
The pain I gave to you
I wanted to turn into a cloud

Aug 2012 · 714

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Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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They could not define me
I could not define myself
Who could tell who I was?

Aug 2012 · 739

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Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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Please do not walk over my remains
I have had enough of walking over
I am sick to death of skinny heels

Aug 2012 · 661

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She’s broken
All over the floor in glass pieces
Do you know how to fix her?

Aug 2012 · 699

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Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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Can I catch the stars
Falling from the night sky
Or will I be bombarded by their beauty

Aug 2012 · 646

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Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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Your words are only words to me
They are coming from your open mouth
Lips moving, and saying nothing

Aug 2012 · 612

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Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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People mess up my head
They mess up my head big time
Their opinions become mine

Aug 2012 · 622

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Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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Have you ever been mauled by a tiger?
Neither have I
But I still know the feeling

Aug 2012 · 557

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Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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I would rather not be alone
But I would also rather not be with people I don’t like
Either way, I lose

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