Bad Haiku

Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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Please do not walk over my remains
I have had enough of walking over
I am sick to death of skinny heels

Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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She’s broken
All over the floor in glass pieces
Do you know how to fix her?

Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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Can I catch the stars
Falling from the night sky
Or will I be bombarded by their beauty

Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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Your words are only words to me
They are coming from your open mouth
Lips moving, and saying nothing

Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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People mess up my head
They mess up my head big time
Their opinions become mine

Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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Have you ever been mauled by a tiger?
Neither have I
But I still know the feeling

Bad Haiku Aug 2012

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I would rather not be alone
But I would also rather not be with people I don’t like
Either way, I lose