Bad Haiku

Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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To all those suffering today
Write it down
Sometimes suffering sounds beautiful

Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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You do not tell me what you think
You keep it in your throat
One hard, thick lump of repressed opinion

Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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You ask again
Another favor
When will I start saying no with an exclamation point?

Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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We tried a new church today
And what I found is
musicians make better musicians than preachers

Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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I now wear frogs as feet
And black tents to hide my layers
I don’t bother with makeup (except the lips)

Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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give the girl a cupcake
she wants a retake
smooth over all her mistakes

Bad Haiku Sep 2012

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Life is super hard for me
More than most people
Maybe they put something in my coffee every morning